idk juss answer me?

Question

come up with some thing to say and who ever comes up with the funnyest answer gets 10 points have fun keep it clean !!!!!!!

Answer 1

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?

7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-***?




-Catherine
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Answer 2

aww, I was thinking of writing what Catherine had! Oh well. Here are a few. Enjoy:

~He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
~Tell someone there are 5 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he just HAS to touch it.
~ My parents taught me to walk and talk. Now all they want me to do is sit down and shut up.
~ If orlando bloom said breathing wasnt cool...half the female population would be dead.
~ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
~ My mother taught me about the circle of life. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

Answer 3

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

"The effects are fleeting and lingering..." - Overheard in a hallway

"In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted." - CBS reporter during the solar eclipse

"A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he had run across." - Announcer on KZOK radio

"He threw 110 pitches in six innings, and that's a mouthful!" - CBS baseball announcer

"An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement." - Irish Politician on RTE radio

"This is the biggest pawn that Israel holds in the whole hostage equation." - BBC world service.

"We have two incredibly credible witnesses here." - Sen. Biden at Thomas hearings from Bob Ericson (Marlboro, MA, USA)

"He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet." - Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal

Answer 4

If mexico tried to build a spaceship would it just be a big trash can with fireworks attached?

Answer 5

a snail has 4 nostrils.

Answer 6

you momma so dumb that when she got pulled over for a d.u.i, the policeman asked her to blow and she got on her knees.
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Answer 7

next time ask a real Q then you can get a real answer

Answer 8

your mom smells like cottage cheese.

Answer 9

haha...i'm funny! lol

Answer 10

lol
wut catherine n nikki wrote is funny!