I was kissing my wifes butt and she just kinda shoved he butt in my face and and arched it up a bit, so I started to toss her salad. I had a tighe seal around her anus with my lips and when I reached for her breats, I guess I tickled her a bit and she pooted right in my mouth. My lips had a tight seal so when it happened, it made my cheeks buldge out from the sudden blast of air. I closed my mouth and with my cheeks still buldged out I reached over to the night stand and grabbed a lighter. with one flick of the lighter and with me letting my air out, I blew a huge flame, that looked like something a dragon would do. after that, i went to kiss the kids good night and my wife and I laughed ourselves to sleep.
2006-08-15 12:54:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
ROTFLMAO!!! Fantastic Story.. And, So cleverly written...
2006-08-15 13:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by Leilani L 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ditto gdbmk above - well stated!
Your "facts" are beginning to catch up with you - now what we know about you is that you are a 14 year old babysitter with a 5 year old child AND a wife and you drink kitten and cat blood and want to fry dogs in the oven! You are sick and you abuse yahoo!
2006-08-15 13:30:01 · answer #2 · answered by Annie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are the greatest man in the world for being able to make that into something funny! She should love you even more for what you did! By the way, I totally believe you. My weird husband and his buddies once trapped a fart bubble in a jar of water!
2006-08-15 13:01:04 · answer #3 · answered by ladydragondale 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The question isn't severe because on any depiction of Jesus, his privates are continually coated. and that i have not heard of human beings putting depictions of Jesus as except a touch toddler on a Christmas tree. for sure, in any field of Christmas tree ornament balls, there might want to be blue ones. placed them up everywhere you want.
2016-11-25 20:00:02 · answer #4 · answered by devers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, my grandpa was telling me a similar story about a month ago. Unfortunately, he fell asleep in the middle so I don't know how it ended.
2006-08-15 12:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by goldengirl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a Life.
2006-08-15 13:00:55 · answer #6 · answered by Desiree S 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's the first time I've ever heard of that. I like tossing salad as much as the next guy, but That's never happend to me.
2006-08-15 12:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by Calamity 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Okay that is absolutely disgusting, Buddy get a life
2006-08-15 12:59:31 · answer #8 · answered by Right Wing Extremist 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah. . .now first of all I think you are full of bs on this . . . however. . . . there is nothing wrong with kissing a fine ladies butt. I don't know if I would want one to blow in my mouth. . . but as long as you are banging ladies it's all good!
2006-08-15 13:00:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have no clue if you are a he/she but you are sick..I shouldn't even waste my time answering your stupid questions! Get a life!
2006-08-16 00:56:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋