If you bid and won a slave for a day at a charity auction,
What would you make them do ?
2006-08-15 12:33:47 · 30 answers · asked by Dark Angel 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Lick my boots clean, wear a maids outfit and clean my flat, able to withstand considerable beatings, be my foot stool while I watch tv, be trampled, and if none of the things they have done is high enough by my standards they shall do it all again, until I am satisfied. Slaves should know their places. Anyone willing?
2006-08-15 12:39:34 · answer #1 · answered by Mum-Ra 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First of all, the slave would have to be female. Nothing against guys; it just my preference. Second of all, I would have two answers, of which I'll give one.
I think that it would be nice to have some light housework done, so we could work together and so some things like wash up dishes, make the bed, vacuum and dust, etc. After a couple or three hours of that, I can imagine bringing her along into one of my favourite activities, geocaching. After a few hours of looking for Tupperware in the woods, I can imagine going for a walk in the neighbourhood park, where we could have good conversation. Lastly, I would take her to a nice place for dinner.
I know, it sound pretty dull, like it's a forced date, but that's me preferring to be a gentleman. Besides, you haven't heard my second answer. ;-)
2006-08-15 16:43:52 · answer #2 · answered by Ѕємι~Мαđ ŠçїєŋŧιѕТ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't have the heart to make them do anything. Id probably end up taking them out to the pub and just having a good time! Free the slaves!
2006-08-15 15:48:39 · answer #3 · answered by Mick H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a day? Wait, let me call one of my slaves and I'll ask. I think the bathroom needs to be cleaned. They've done everything else.
2006-08-15 12:40:31 · answer #4 · answered by ninusharra 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that slave male or female??? I think it needs to be answered to say exactly what one would do with the slave!!!
2006-08-15 12:40:24 · answer #5 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would make it do complicated math and solve problems I cant then I would make it open web pages. AKA my computer is my slave. Every time I turn him off he dies a lil more so I hope I never have to turn him off again.
2006-08-15 12:46:12 · answer #6 · answered by magpiesmn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all I don't know why any one would do that... why would you even need a slave?? If you cant do ne thing for yourself then i personally think that you are worthless!!! sorry everyone entitled is to there opinion!!!!!! No charity auction would have people bid on a slave!!!!!!!
2006-08-15 12:41:24 · answer #7 · answered by stephie_lou2007 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What are they limited to doing?
A days not long enough, but my house would definitely be spotless...
Slave is such an ugly word. ;-/ How about we call it gopher ("go-for" this, "go-for" that)?
2006-08-15 12:40:50 · answer #8 · answered by angiesdabomb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just for one day I would simply have the slave pamper me. EG run my bath, bathe me, massage, then stroking, meals made, stroking, fetching and carrying, stroking and tickling me. How nice that would be.
2006-08-15 13:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd hope they were of the opposite sex, and have them make love with me all day.
If they were of the same sex, then I'd have them teach me something that they knoiw that I don't
2006-08-15 12:55:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋