One day I went to church and sat on the disinfected football helmet. While singing I slapped the person in front of me with an indentured tennis racket. As quickly as possible I walked out gaily. After I left I went to the grocery store where I wanted to buy some mahogany blenders. But I had some trouble seeing as my foot fell off and hit some little kid eating a discombobulated lollipop. As I was in such a rush to find it, I got so physically frustrated that I started eating unhinged wheelchairs. The last thing I did was go up to Bob McChaps (George’s cousin) and hit him with a roasted piece of bread. As I was walking home I wanted to act so cool so I waved at a pin drop house. When I got home I saw my cousin and tried to slap him and missed and fell off the house. As I was falling off the house I imagined myself as a kite that’s flying so high.
Unfortunately I did not die. Then I broke my discombobulated coccyx. Is anyone else's day like this?
2006-08-15 12:22:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
no... i was stuck at my desk all day. you should be happy...
and no... its not a normal day... cause if it were a normal day you would not have walked so far without a foot!!! that poor lollipop kid had a normal day... he always gets hit with random flying feet!
2006-08-15 12:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Ty ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not quite up to that standard!
I do remember, when I was living in someone else's house as a building missionary for the very church you speak of some years back, giving the family the following address, one night:
"Good Morning, Labels and Jellybeans!
I stand before you this afternoon, to sit behind you and tell you all about something I know nothing about!
Lastly, there will be a labels meeting yesterday night ... Admission free ... pay at the door ... grab a chair, and sit on the floor!
Thank you for your unkind attention , Labels and Jellybeans!!!"
Would I be welcome in UR team now??
2006-08-15 12:41:48 · answer #2 · answered by dr c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh.. Jimbo. Yes, it's very normal. Usually, though, my right forearm flies off and hits an elderly man with a combobulated lolipop.
2006-08-17 06:29:42 · answer #3 · answered by Katelyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the weirdest but funniest story I have ever heard. My days aren't like that but I have some weird dreams.
2006-08-15 12:30:34 · answer #4 · answered by Libby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your normal day includes extensive use of elaboration and a thesaurus ... no, my day is pretty cut and dry. I wake, I learn, I work, I run, I eat, I shower, I sleep, I dream.
2006-08-15 12:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't think so. But I am very sorry for what happened to you and please forgive I cannot stop laughing.
2006-08-15 12:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by Boricua Born 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My day's are more interesting than that.
2006-08-15 12:28:09 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no but u r messed up
2006-08-15 12:30:22 · answer #8 · answered by Online helper is back 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
COULD BE
2006-08-15 12:28:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋