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2006-08-15 11:40:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

you're lucky you're not closer to me ...

2006-08-15 17:16:47 · update #1

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SCORPIO MEN? THAT MIGHT BE YOUR ANSWER

2006-08-16 12:48:07 · update #2

22 answers

I tried it didn't work...LOL
And what exactly would you do if I were closer?? Spank me??

2006-08-15 17:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by Juventina 6 · 0 1

Yeah, you have a good sense of humour, that's for sure. But unfortunately I don't have a joke on you...but I guess the joke is that guy who just called your avatar gay, because if you look anything like that avatar, then you are gorgeous, monseiur. And why the bloody hell am I falling in love with a Zidane avatar, LOL?! I keep imagining that picture as you...you just had to get that one, didn't you? Knew I would fall for it...

2006-08-15 18:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Bush, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.

2006-08-15 18:44:57 · answer #3 · answered by rsclflat 6 · 0 0

"Y'know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay."

40-Year Old Virgin.

Haha.

*** yo couch ****@

2006-08-15 18:47:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a butchers goes to a party wiv his wife, goes up to the host and says "meet patty"


u probably hav to say it aloud to understand it

2006-08-15 18:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by joe s 1 · 0 0

dude , your picture makes you look like some kind of pedophile.
here is some advise, change your pic cuz you look gay
stop biting your nails

2006-08-15 18:45:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your mom goes to college

2006-08-15 18:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by Lynna J 4 · 0 0

Where are you going to take it? Not to that nasty adult bookstore that you hang around in giving b.j.'s to old men, are you?

2006-08-15 18:46:29 · answer #8 · answered by westernndguy 4 · 0 0

I don't know. Maybe first you should deal with that nail-biting constipation. Haha?

2006-08-15 18:45:24 · answer #9 · answered by Ally W 1 · 0 0

You're beautiful, you're beautiful. Its true

2006-08-16 00:38:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wow
you are getting stranger by the minute

2006-08-16 08:41:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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