I saw a human yesteday, I told my friends but they didn't believe me and they laughed at me. Do you think humans exist?
2006-08-15 11:29:55 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You must be crazy man! Of course there are no such thing as humans! I mean, you might as well say that bunnies are real as well. Ha! Then whats next? Little foot? You are craaaazy!
Your friends should have laughed at you. Next time, just get out of it by saying, "Oh, I guess it was just one of the wingless fairies. My mistake."
2006-08-15 11:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by Just Wondering 777 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but I have no Idea what you are talking about. Humans...Humans...Oh! I know! Aren't they Those freaky things that only have two legs and are like white and black. Yea! I remember now! You see, I was going to Fed Ex yesterday to deliver a package to Neptune when a Human came over in this weird suit and said something in a strange language. Then it pulled out this little shiny object that flashes and it flashed it at me. Then it started talking into some word transmitting device. Something about Houston. Weird.
2006-08-15 11:43:27 · answer #2 · answered by hobo6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Humans dont exist because as soon as a non human sees or hears a human the human becomes non human because of the BORG. There is only one human left and his name is G.W.Bush he is blind and death thats why he is left. Lets do something to restore his hearing and sight plz.
2006-08-15 11:40:24 · answer #3 · answered by magpiesmn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are still a good few left. It's just that the world is being dominated with unearthly freaks like us, so humans are a rare sight nowadays.
2006-08-15 11:34:22 · answer #4 · answered by :) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. No, they're not real....just images and sounds being projected from your own mind....ultimately being fed to you via microscopic wires from a computer which is operated by highly intelligent grains of sand that rest peacefully and playfully at the bottom of the San Andreas Fault. Don't ever trust your Friends either...neither their laughter or comments....they're not real either...nor are you....haha..don't get fooled by THAT myth!
2006-08-15 11:43:15 · answer #5 · answered by markus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should take a picture of one necked next time and show your friends what humans really look like
2006-08-15 11:36:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humans? Is that like a small humidor for cigarillos?
2006-08-15 11:33:56 · answer #7 · answered by Robb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok well what the heck i am a human soo yessss
2006-08-15 11:33:52 · answer #8 · answered by Megan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Human Beings are alive and well.
2006-08-15 11:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, i know all about humans. They are very silly really. Mostly harmless.
2006-08-15 11:35:09 · answer #10 · answered by Kerri Jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋