What Was The Most Hysterical Thing You Have Ever Seen In Any Movie?

Question

This One Had Me Unable To Breathe For Five Whole Minutes----
The Scene In "Bruce Almighty" Where He Makes A Rhesus Monkey Emerge From Out Of That Tough Guy's Butt!

Answer 1

Austin Powers second movie where Dr. Evil and Scotty are on the Jerry Springer show. I love Dr. and Scotty. All of their scenes are hilarious.

Answer 2

It would have to be something from the old days, and probably something from the live television days. Harvey Korman and Tim Conway were an unbeatable team. Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin could have you rollin' on the floor without saying a word. Jack Benny had impeccable timing that is copied even today, and he was funny while trying to be serious. George Burns and Gracie Allen never got the credit they deserved for their humor.

Lucille Ball was the best female comedian on television; her grape-stomping episode and the Vitamitavegamin episodes are classics.

Red Skelton was an unbeatable entertainer. My favorite of all time. Clem Cadiddlehopper and the Mean Widdle Kid are as entertaining to watch now as when they were new.

Today's pseudo-comics can't hold a candle to any of them. I still do not understand why comics nowadays think they have to be rude, vulgar, shocking or stupid to garner laughs. None of 'em could get a laugh with REAL humor, methinks.

Personally, I refuse to be desensitized to vulgarity. Give me the real stuff, anyday.

Answer 3

Bad movie - funny answer (maybe!).
I am not a huge fan of Stephan King but...I went and saw "Misery" (the boy who asked me was cute!) and there is a scene, (don't really remember the context), where a close up of a pig is shown - the pig snorted, VERY LOUDLY, and for some curious reason, I turned to the cute buy, and promptly snorted also - IN THE DEAD SILENCE OF THE THEATRE!
Now, I didn't laugh about it too much then but it has provided great moments of amusement in the re-telling over the years!
Oh, and yes, the cute boy DID ask me out again - and to a movie no less!

Answer 4

So many to choose from....
From television it's gotta be the Saturday Night Live episode during the election debates between Bush and Gore.
"strategery"
From movies anything comical that Steve Martin does whether it's trying to keep to the beat in "The Jerk" or the My Little Buttercup song with Chevy Chase in "The Three Amigos"

Answer 5

Steve Carrell using Kelly Clarkson's name as an expletive during "The 40 Year Old Virgin" chest-waxing scene was pretty hysterical.

Answer 6

Mischa Barton urinating on a SUV's windshield and then rubbing it around with the windshield wipers blades in the movie Lawn Dogs. She was like 10 when it was filmed.

Answer 7

Actually, it was during the movie White Squall. The movie was incredibly loud, lots of thunder and roaring wind, etc. My husband decides to let out this canon fart...just as the movie goes dead quiet. EVERYONE for three rows ahead and behind heard. I nearly gave myself an anyeurism laughing!

Answer 8

When Cameron Diaz wipes the "hair gel" off of Ben Stillers ear in "Something About Mary"

Answer 9

that monkey thing was pretty funny, i liked the part in "the gods must be craxy" when the one guy says "tell those people to get in a circle" and then the other guy says "they dont know how to do that" and then the first guy says "well then tell them to make a square" hahahahahaha, now THAT was funny

your avatar is soooo WHAAACK

Answer 10

Gosh, Bruce Almighty, but the scene where Steve Carrell is trying to do the news and 'God' is making him screw up. ouch!