2006-08-15 10:23:01 · 10 answers · asked by MICK M 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I've got an occasional table.
That's it, over there.
You can tell it's an occasional table
Today's its day off, it's a chair!"
2006-08-15 10:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gather dust, magazines and junk mail. If it's a gateleg table, it can deny access to the room, to people it doesn't like. If it's a parson's table, it works out complex theological arguments in its spare time. If it's a nesting table, it broods over its eggs (which will give birth to tiny little nesters). If it's a games table, it tries to get a mortgage online in order to gamble the roof from over your head.
2006-08-15 10:32:32 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They become multiplication tables.
Jimmy, why are you on the floor instead of at your desk?
Well teacher, you told us to do our math without using tables.
2006-08-15 10:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by oklatom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They sit around waiting for the occasion.
2006-08-15 10:28:17 · answer #4 · answered by lynda_is 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are sometimes tables.
2006-08-15 10:29:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Work undercover for the government.
2006-08-15 10:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Oracle Of Delphi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They gather dust in the corner - all the time, in my house.
2006-08-15 10:44:02 · answer #7 · answered by Dramafreak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer questions on yahoo answers.
2006-08-15 10:29:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Showing off their legs...
2006-08-15 10:39:36 · answer #9 · answered by jayoftee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
i like that
2006-08-15 10:31:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋