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who's the Emperor?
what does that make Donald Rumsfield and Connie, what about Powell (was Powell Obi one?)

how would you cast members of the admistration in starwars' Empire?

2006-08-15 10:03:52 · 9 answers · asked by evilmonkeyboy 4 in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

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Cheney is the Emporer... Bush is Governor Tarkin... Powell was Darth Maul... Rice is Darth Vader... Rumsfeld is one of those little mouse droids that scurry about the death star, annoying and insignificant...

Ashcroft was Jango Fett the Bounty Hunter... ruthless but in the end pretty much disposable

2006-08-15 10:15:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

In an alternate universe, George Bush would be a nerf herder and Dick Cheney would be the Emperor. Dick Cheney can't be Darth Vader. Darth Vader has some good in him.

WTF? World Trade Forever?

2006-08-15 10:15:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Wait, I thought Cheney was the Emporer?

2006-08-15 10:09:13 · answer #3 · answered by amg503 7 · 0 1

That would make George the Emporer and Rice would be Mara Jade.

2006-08-15 10:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by Rance D 5 · 1 0

George Bush would be Jar Jar

2006-08-15 10:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by phoephus 4 · 0 1

of course Goerge is the esteemed Palpatine, and jar jar binks is john kerry,

2006-08-15 10:09:43 · answer #6 · answered by shut up dummy 6 · 0 0

What nonesense! Go get a life!

2006-08-15 10:08:49 · answer #7 · answered by EDDie 5 · 0 2

Keep on crying lib, you'll just lose again.

Keep on crying... we love it.

2006-08-15 10:10:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

WTF?! Leave Colin Powell out of that!

2006-08-15 10:11:16 · answer #9 · answered by pickle head 6 · 2 0

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