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2006-08-15 09:59:11 · 7 answers · asked by Dr. Turk 1 in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

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Oh, the Grasshopper asks Master about the process of life:

Grasshopper: Master, we live, but then we die? Why?

Master: Grasshopper, you're given life, but, like everything else, there's a tax on it. So, when you can't pay the tax anymore, life's taken away from you and then you die.

Grasshopper: *shocked* But then what is the solution, Master.

Master: We should lower taxes, but don't dream on it, Grasshopper. As long as Bush is up there, taxes are only going to increase and more people are going to die.

Grasshopper: I don't like this.

Master: Tell me about it.

2006-08-15 10:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by AmandaGurl<3 5 · 0 0

I think u mean life and death.

They are both one and the same. U cannot die if ur r not alive and u cannot be alive if dont die some day. They both r joined by one concept: Life is wht u prepare for death and death is that for which u have prepared for in life.

Life is not a start, it is the begining of the end. And death is not the end: it is the start of eternity. Note e1 cannot c this eternity. U have 2 believe those that can C it.

2006-08-15 17:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by gndirkds 2 · 1 0

Live: beautiful, hard, game, Challenge,worries, adventure, know what to do, learning, etc

Death: Home, reborn, the end of a old life, new opportunities, sad, stick around as a ghost.

2006-08-15 17:07:47 · answer #3 · answered by CUERVO 3 · 0 0

live as the body moves with life. death goes as the body stays, just like Stone or wooden table.

2006-08-15 17:05:02 · answer #4 · answered by prince47 7 · 0 0

I prefer to live

2006-08-15 17:28:58 · answer #5 · answered by Poptart 5 · 0 0

you mean life. i dont care. i do but about death.... i dont care about death. ill be dead already to care so why bother.

2006-08-15 17:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by Takumi 3 · 0 0

we live and then we die
what about it?

2006-08-15 17:04:23 · answer #7 · answered by DENISE 6 · 0 0

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