What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?
The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will :
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups
of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from
Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars inorder to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop
2006-08-15 09:53:10 · 10 answers · asked by linda m 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Nothing wrong with a sense of humour. LoL
2006-08-15 10:03:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
If you were living in a tiny country surrounded by enemies who want you wiped of the face of the Earth, you would be paranoid, too. And since when did Israel ever want to have anything to do with the UN?
2006-08-15 10:19:53 · answer #2 · answered by Incorrectly Political 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow Linda m! Looking back at their history I couldn't agree with you more.
In fact, Israel Zionists may even go as far as placing the insect in the coffee cup in order to cry "wolf" and continue with the charade.
One needs to look at how throughout history Israeli Zionists have been conducting false flag operations against the US (in particular) harming and murdering US citizens trying to set up Arab countries in the process so that the US may start wars with these countries – Check the sources below: USS Liberty and the Lavon affair and others:
http://christianparty.net/lavonaffair.ht...
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/lavon....
http://www.itszone.co.uk/zone0/viewtopic...
http://www.davidduke.com/index.php?p=13....
http://www.davidduke.com/index.php?p=4.... .
http://zionismexplained.org/lieberman/li...
http://wakeupfromyourslumber.b.. .
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/fiveis.. .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faoe26mat.. .
http://mparent7777.livejournal.com/10368.. .
http://www.halturnershow.com/israelpales.. .
http://www.sweetliberty.org/issues/israe...
This war was planned by the Israeli government for some time and both the US & Britain were aware of it. It’s unfolding now to show that this war to gain water sources for Israeli from the Latani river. The same was said by Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasr Allah.
http://www.uruknet.com/?p=m25422&hd=0&si.
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/middle_east...
http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?c...
http://aangirfan.blogspot.com/2006/08/he...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkq38coot..
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2) Contrary to the Israeli government claims that Hezbollah started it by kidnapping 2 soldiers, the Israeli soldiers crossed into the Lebanese borders initiating the aggression.
http://aangirfan.blogspot.com/2006/08/hezbollah-not-to-blame-for-war-bush.html
http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0801/p09s0...
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/israel...
This is the Israeli way…
2006-08-15 11:11:38 · answer #3 · answered by nevine99 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What an enlightening joke. Maybe you should apply for a diplomacy job with the UN. Better yet, maybe you can get an administrative post with the Syrian or Iranian government. I'll pay for the airfare.
2006-08-15 10:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by alfabrera07 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
(10) Slap us in the face while crying out in pain
2006-08-15 10:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by profile image 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Maybe it's just me, but I don't get the analogy you are making.
What's your point?
2006-08-15 10:07:24 · answer #6 · answered by Moose C 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this sounds like a hate message
2006-08-15 09:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by nora7142@verizon.net 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
What a Horrible joke.. you must be related to a hizbullah terrorist.
2006-08-15 09:59:04 · answer #8 · answered by smart1 1 · 1⤊ 4⤋
you are a tool.
2006-08-15 10:27:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ISRAEL
2006-08-15 13:59:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋