I like the hours involved as I'm pretty lazy. Picking people off with a snipers rifle won't really worry me either as long as the money's right. I used to squash insects as a child so it can't be that hard.
How do I get a good customer base? Should I just work 'Probono' to start and pick off people who others dislike in the hope of something later?
Or are there any Embassies near you from ruthless countries?
I've tried google and Yellow Pages, found nothing. All I found under 'Extermination' was rats and wasps and that won't pay much.
2006-08-15 09:13:06 · 17 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
You're welcome to join my revolution, although there are three small problems:
1. I don't have any guns, only rapiers. But I'm going to Chile this autumn, so I'm hoping to fly via El Salvador where it's easier to buy arms. Failing that, I'll bring back some machetes.
2. You have to kill or maim one or more of the following:
a. Chris f**king Martin
b. Jeremy f**king Kyle
c. Michael f**king Winner
d. David f**king Cameron
e. The cast of f**king Hollyoaks
f. F**king Trinny and f**king Susanna
3. I can't pay you. I'm an impoverished student. But if we triumph, I'll let you pick any National Trust property as your future residence, and if you bring the last two to me alive, I'll throw in a horse and carriage. Death is probably too good for them. I'm planning to send them to an Ironic Punishment division, and giving them a Jimmy Saville makeover. You can head that division if you like?
2006-08-16 00:07:12 · answer #1 · answered by comradelouise 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Some clever answers on here, see how some people have said 'shoot yourself'? Wow, some peoples minds are fascinating places, so abstract and creative, yet whitty and playful.
Peter q has a good point though, do you really want to give up drinking, drugs and fags and get fit? I doubt it. There's only one hitman who gets to indulge his vices MORE than in a regular job, and that's Pete Waterman, dancing badly in Mr. Smiths in Warrington next to Michaela Strachen. Why, that's not a job, that's a paid sexual fantasy.
2006-08-15 23:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My sister's ex-husband was mafia. He always knew a guy who knew a guy... I also know several people who live on Staten Island (NY). I could introduce you around. They're always looking for good fellas (sorry, couldn't resist).
Alternatively, you could take an ad out in the back of one of those Guns 'n Ammo or Military magazines. I've heard of a couple of people who got their start that way.
2006-08-15 09:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you think being a hitman is an easy job. Imagine having to stalk your target for days on end getting to know his every move without him noticing you. Taking jobs that require you to be around at the oddest hours and. trying to get around security in trying to get your weapons to the scene. Finding ever so elusive ways not to get caught (the accidents are always the best) staying sharp 24/7 so no drinking or drug use. Being prepared to spend hard time or die in the course of your work.
And that would be an easy job
2006-08-15 09:29:15 · answer #4 · answered by peter gunn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i've heard the money is very good as a hitman but unfortunately the life expectancy is not too clever, you see most hitmen once they have served their purpose are killed by another hitman and so on - they are what you say dispensible. Good Luck
2006-08-15 22:23:20 · answer #5 · answered by MSMORTGAGE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd suggest you watch Grosse Point Blank a few times, and then put some ads in Yellow Pages. You seem to have found a gap in the market.
2006-08-15 10:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by purple_duck_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's an easy one. Go to the toughest and worst part of your town and hang out there for a few hours and see if you can survive out there first before becoming a hit man. And if that doesn't pan out then try getting inititated into a gang and if you still can't handle that then go back to school and do something constructive with your life.
2006-08-15 09:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Let me tell you the easiest way, HIT YOURSELF dh!
You can't, just can't run from the challenges in life. Face the challenges, that's life dude!
Going on wrong path is easy, its effortless, Walking on the right path needs courage>>
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2006-08-15 09:42:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the Army, you will get loads of free training on how to shoot people, also then you can progress onto Special Ops training, Secret Services and Government Agencies always use these types of losers to do their dirty work! Good luck!
2006-08-15 09:45:26 · answer #9 · answered by CHARLOTTE B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try an advert in soldier of fortune magazine a few people have got work from there.
2006-08-16 03:50:33 · answer #10 · answered by delta9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋