Can someone help me smile today I really need it?

Question

Please

Answer 1

Your avatar is pretty

Answer 2

Today is but one day and not an eternity. With each moment that passes you have made a choice about how to live it and that moment is gone and with it any chance to enjoy it more than you already did. So live each moment to be be happy and realize the life you have been given is better simply because you chose to smile right now and can look back and see you were happy and can be again.

Answer 3

The flight from London to Dublin was almost over when the tannoy system came on: 'This is your Captain, I would like to thank you all for flying Ryanair, the weather in Dublin where we will land in about ten minutes, is fine and sunny. Have a nice stay'. Unfortunately, he forgot to switch off the tannoy. 'And what are you going to do as soon as we land' his co-pilot asked - the sounds coming across the tannoy loud and clear. 'The first thing I am going to do is have a bloody good sh*it. Then I am going to give the blond stewardess a bloody good seeing to'. The stewardess heard the intercom and made her way from the back of the plane towards the pilots flight-deck. Unfortunately, she tripped half way up the aisle. An old Irish lady, leaned over and said to her 'Take your time darlin', there's no hurry. He's going to have a good sh*it first'......................

Come on Number 1, cheer up.

Life is good - the alternative is not...........

Answer 4

Here are two quotes I used to cheer someone up today:

He's the sort of friend who, if you were ever in a jam, he'd be there - with two slices of bread and some peanut butter.

What would men be without women? Scarce sir, mighty scarce.

And here is one just for you :)

It's easy enough to be pleasant
When life flows along like a song.
But the man worth while,
Is one who will smile,
When everything goes dead wrong.

Best of luck.

Answer 5

Smile tho' your heart is aching,
Smile even tho' it's breaking,
When there are clouds in the sky
You'll get by,

If you smile
thro' your fear and sorrow,
Smile and maybe tomorrow,
You'll see the sun come shin-ing thro' for you

Light up your face with gladness,
Hide ev-'ry trace of sadness,
Al -'tho a tear may be ever so near,

That's the time,
You must keep on trying,
Smile, what's the use of crying,
You'll find that life is still worth-while,

If you just smile

Thank you Charlie Chaplin. He always made me smile. I hope it worked for you.

Answer 6

Two little old ladies are sitting smoking in the rain one of them pulls out a condom and cuts the tip off. The other looks at her in shock. Whats that for? the other one answers to keep my cigarette from getting wet.

So the next day the other old lady goes to the pharmacy and asks for a box of condoms. The pharmacists looks at her in shock for she must be at least 80 years old and asks her "What kind?" she replies the kind that can fit over a camel.

Answer 7

This really happend to me today. I was with my son in our local music store getting him a new trumpet. The clerk needed an Id for the paper work & I sent my friend to the vehicle to get the Id. He was taking a long time & finally he came in & said where is it & I said in my backpack & then my son calmly goes mom you are wearing your backpack. I had forgot I had it on & all the guys in there laughed at me & I was the only female in there !

Answer 8

smile why in the world would anyone wanna do that. first ya get a smile and your face hurt. then your skin starts cracking. then ya start laughing. ya get used to it then ya think ya gotta smile all the time. ugh i could go without the face cracking part.

lol j/k smilings good for you. but no seriously without the face cracking part tho.

Answer 9

Listen to the song Summertime by Kenny Chesney, its guaranteed to put a smile on your face!!!!

Answer 10

my sister: I can’t believe you got a 39 on your math final last year, I got an 80 this year
Me: SHUT UP THAT'S ONLY 51 POINTS HIGHER THAN ME

Me: where’s the memory part of your brain?? cuz i think mine’s destroyed
my sister: ppl with destroyed memories have a better memory than you….ppl with alzheimer’s have a better memory than you!! your memory part of ur brain isn’t jst destroyed….in fact, you don’t have any part of a normal human brain at all!!!!


umm....my sister's just kidding. i'm not really that dumb. and i got a 39 on that test cuz i didn't care about it....but now my grades are much better.

we’re trying to spray a bug with windex…
me: spray its face so it suffocates and dies!!!!
my sister: LIKE I CAN TELL BETWEEN ITS FACE AND ITS BEHIND!!!

Answer 11

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

There is a nice joke for you....and i agree with the first person....