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2006-08-15 09:09:11 · 37 answers · asked by blutone50 2 in Sports Football English Football

sorry i spelt his name wrong, it should read prat!!!!

2006-08-15 09:11:26 · update #1

37 answers

I'm a United fan and I don't want to see him at the club any longer. It wasn't the diving that annoyed me, it was that leery wink he gave his team mate after that tipped me over the edge and made me spit beer over the TV!

2006-08-15 09:14:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

At the end of the day Rooney cannot control his temper and everyone is looking for him and basically the rules of football or rugby for that matter do not allow you to stamp on another player
reactions happen in the heat of the moment so if ronaldo gets a black tick on his name so does Rooney and don't forget the world cups over so lets get on with the domestic game and enjoy both players skills I would also like to add playing Rooney up front not quite fit really was just asking for trouble but there again I am another Scot

2006-08-15 09:31:30 · answer #2 · answered by retroman 3 · 0 1

i think ive forgotton about him now at the time i thought what a prick but have got a good joke !!!


out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air , when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very big shark .
through her binoculars she could see it was christiano ronaldo , struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of the 20 foot shark !!!!
the queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man , but she knew the yachts top speed would never get there on time .
at that exact moment a speed boat containing three men wearing white tops sped into view. one of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs , immobilising it instantly.
the other two reached out and pulled ronaldo from the water and using long clubs , beat the shark to death !!
they bundled the bleeding ronaldo in to the boat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat , when they heard calling ..... it was the queen calling them to the yacht .
on reaching the yacht the queen went into raptures about the rescue and said " ill give you a knighthood for your brave actions , i thought the england team would hate ronaldo after the world but i see that england are true team heros and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries."
she knighted them straightaway .
as she departed rooney asked the others " who was that " , "that " said beckham "was our queen , she rules the commonwealth and knows everything about our country "
"well" rooney replied "she knows **** all about shark fishing . hows the bait holding up "???

i love this joke lol x
hope you enjoyed it too !?

2006-08-15 09:35:56 · answer #3 · answered by j.j. 5 · 1 0

Like an unchecked cancer, hate corrodes the personality and eats away its vital unity. Hate destroys a man's sense of values and his objectivity. It causes him to describe the beautiful as ugly and the ugly as beautiful, and to confuse the true with the false, and the false with the true.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.
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I fail to believe that anyone could "hate" something so gorgeous and perfect! HE ROCKS!

2006-08-15 10:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by Mz. Massachusetts 5 · 0 0

personally i dont hate him at all, it was rooneys own fault yeah and the fact that he's a passionate kid tryin to win on behalf of his country, not saying that is right but fellas, come on, if u were playin football against another team and an oppposing player stamp on your mates...ya know, it'd be a riot

oh yeah Feudalserfer, u can know way be a united fan, ronny is a major part of our team, he's wicked jus because he winked yeah and by the way, how the f do u know it was at a team mate? guy was in the heat a the mo, i wink at people all the time as i sign that im lettin on to them, sayin hi. i dont even notice i do it half the time until ive actually done it. so getcha head outta ya a holes all a ya who r hatin coz aint yall got anythin better to do than hate someone who has more than u. pathetic sort it out lets get on with the new season, the reds is defo gonna win the title this is n yall know it

peace
phew!

so there

2006-08-15 09:15:36 · answer #5 · answered by stretchy_baby69 2 · 0 3

Ronaldo has got to be the most hated in England, I say keep him here and punish him. How embarressed would he be to go out on the pitch and have the greeting that he soooo deserves, week after week after week.

2006-08-15 09:36:09 · answer #6 · answered by tiz 3 · 0 0

Why should he be hated, ok he dives, but every player does that, and on the Rooney issue, he deserved to be sent off, after all it is against the rules and very dangerous to stamp on people.

2006-08-16 06:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by brianstein2005 2 · 0 0

I really don't think you should use the word"hate", for it's a strong word to use, especially when it's towards a person you don't even know. I really like Cristiano regardless of what the media has to say about him...his skills are fantastic.

2006-08-15 11:38:50 · answer #8 · answered by The truth is all around you... 2 · 0 0

i am sorry to hear man utd supporters or so called supporters are giving ronaldo such grief ,it was rooneys own fault & england would not have won the world cup anyway because up here in scotland all my m8s think he is a thug anyway

2006-08-15 11:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by favbypav 1 · 0 0

Hes taking the pish out of us by coming back to England. At least we get to let him know what we think of him by booing every move he makes until he finally realises he's not wanted in this country.

Best player in the world? get some glasses

2006-08-15 20:06:01 · answer #10 · answered by focusneilius 1 · 0 0

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