2006-08-15 08:50:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
A frozen leg from the morgue
2006-08-15 08:56:27 · answer #1 · answered by realquietcool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee you sound like you need professional help otherwise I'm sure someone will accommodate you and the reality of it ain't pretty. What did the sadist say to the masochist? No, I'm not going there either but if duct tape don't shut you up maybe someone should break your fingers so you can't type that might work, or send you a virus to crash your computer. Still its not your computers fault you have these strange desires.
2006-08-20 15:35:52 · answer #2 · answered by flower wanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you're a willing subject, a baseball bat might be a better choice. A pipe is good because of its short arc--but that only matters against a resisting subject. Someone could really tee off with a bat.
2006-08-15 15:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by Romeo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
All things being equal, I would prefer using a trained homosexual baboon with a 60 grit sandpaper bodysuit and two Easton aluminum baseball bats duct taped to his hands. Oh, and he would be high on PCP.
If this animal isn't available (being used for kid's birthday party or touring with rock band), I would opt for option number 2:
Two upset badgers duct taped to the end of a couple of broomsticks and a super soaker full of lemon juice.
Does that help?
2006-08-15 16:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by robertcarbon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. But tying you naked to a tree out in the middle of Yellowstone National Park and putting some honey on your chest might.
He, he, he. (watch out for the bears, Hunni.) Then I'd just leave you there, naked and helpless.
LOL!
2006-08-15 15:58:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My choice of weapon to shut you up---->A big wide tape to be put on you mouth..
2006-08-15 15:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by jheel04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pppppppssssssssstttt! come to ooo road of no return @ 1900 hrs, anywho, usa. and I'll help you with your lil problem. p.s. bring the pipe.
2006-08-20 14:18:44 · answer #7 · answered by red dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that being beaten witha pipe would be best, wat i would recommend 4 u is just a little piece of advice, i'm sure, that would do.
2006-08-15 16:00:35 · answer #8 · answered by chukzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think numb chucks would be fun to try! prolly spelled that wrong though
2006-08-19 23:03:21 · answer #9 · answered by braslinbabe85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would use marshmallow fluff to shut you up.
2006-08-15 15:56:09 · answer #10 · answered by Joe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋