Mrs. Lewis was crossing our road when the water main burst and shot up through the tarmac, leaving her floarting on a fifteen feet column of water. The Fire Brigade said phone the The Water Board. They say they can't attend for three days and the spray is giving our front gardens a lovely treat but she's got his dinner to cook. Any ideas how to get her down?
2006-08-15 08:49:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
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2006-08-15 09:00:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie a mattress to the roof of the old buick, and back it up over the column. Mrs. Lewis will come tumbling down with plenty of time to get the roast in the oven.
2006-08-15 08:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If somone starts kissing her hubby she'll find her own way down. Dinner will be a bit slow in comming though, and if Mr lewis is smart he will stay away from the kitchen and it's implements of destruction.
2006-08-15 09:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by Samantha P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 09:17:27 · answer #4 · answered by pfeifer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to jump; it would probably work better if you find something to cover the spray of water for just a few seconds so that she will fall then make sure you have a trampoline or mattress to catch her or she won't be cooking anything ever.
Or tell him to make his own dinner, can't he cook?
2006-08-15 08:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by Heather P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock her off the jet of water with another jet hose, step over the bloody mess she leaves on the pavement and hand her family a pizza delibery menu.
2006-08-15 10:16:17 · answer #6 · answered by arwen4838 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, you cpuld get a guy that works for one of those TV companies that have them little lifts that extend up for them to reach the areals or telegraph poles, If he gets to the right hight he should be able to push throught the water and drag her in, in not phone the air ambulance and he should be able to drop one of those ladders down for her to grab hold of
2006-08-15 08:59:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn on all the nearby water facets, to lower the pressure.
2006-08-15 08:57:32 · answer #8 · answered by harPOON capt uss TANG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... Get an a-frame ladder or hire a plane or helicopter to come pick her up from above.
2006-08-15 08:54:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Command the water to release her by saying " down beast, down on your knees"
2006-08-15 09:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by The Dude 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋