2006-08-15 08:48:09 · 10 answers · asked by tokool4u61 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
How did you know my real name is Anyone. That's so weird.
2006-08-15 08:54:07 · answer #1 · answered by Said 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals.
2006-08-15 16:47:06 · answer #2 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My computer has served me well for many years. The time has come when I really have to let it go.
I figure I would smash the thing into smithereens -- hard drives and motherboard included.
Before I do that, I call up a program which change the shutdown screen to read:
I believe in god and repent
Now, would my software be accepted in Heaven?
2006-08-15 16:34:14 · answer #3 · answered by : ) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"something really funny or wierd?...? "
Kidding
Something very wierd : i see ghosts
Something very funnny : No one believe i can see ghosts
Kidding for sure
2006-08-15 16:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The male platypus has venemous spurs on its front legs. The venom can kill a medium-sized dog.
2006-08-15 15:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by gilgamesh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush is president
2006-08-15 15:53:25 · answer #6 · answered by mountaingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just keep on reading these questions and answers sooner or later one or the other will show up.
2006-08-15 17:30:23 · answer #7 · answered by Sophist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"God is blind like Ray Charles An the devil is his Seeing eye Dog."
2006-08-15 16:08:39 · answer #8 · answered by Delroy G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you are bald, what would you wash your head with: shampoo or soap?
Heard it on "braniac" :D
2006-08-15 16:01:22 · answer #9 · answered by Mircea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UMMMM....... I have the fear of hands. (chirophobia) That was RANDOM too! LOL!
2006-08-15 16:13:03 · answer #10 · answered by ~S~ is for Stephanie! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋