So your under attack by a zombie. What do you do?

Question

Your in your home and the dead are walking the earth. You hear a crash and realize that you are now toe to stub with a zombie. Do you ....

1. Scream and cry like a little girl with a scrapped knee and die
2. Find a gun and shoot the undead in the head
3. Push it out the way and run Forrest RUN!
4. Find an handtool (axe, hammer, sledge, etc.) and wale on it
5. Get some gas and lite that mother up
6. "Other" ... please explain how you take down a zombie.

Don't like my options tell me in your own words and maybe you'll get the 10 points for being original! Remember when dealing with Zombies that there is always more around!!

BTW I am not on drugs and I do play games a lot but this is totally unrealted. I read Max Brooks book "The Zombie Survival Guide" and I wanted to know how prepared we are in case of a Zombie attack. People take these questions way too seriously!!

Answer 1

When dealing with zombies the foremost factor you must consider is that zombies, despite being slow and cumbersome, are superhumanly strong, impervious to pain, and will not be debilitated by many injuries that would stop a living human being. Under no circumstances should you attempt hand-to-hand combat with a zombie, unless of course you are superhuman in some manner yourself.

There are two ways to be sure that you have incapacitated a zombie. The most secure way is the total destruction of the zombie's physical body, but this is impractical. Generally an individual faced with a zombie attack should concentrate on destroying or removing the zombie's brain tissue. Except for very rare cases this will incapacitate the zombie. For this purpose it is reccomended that the valiant zombie slayer acquire some sort of sturdy melee weapon, such as a fire axe, crowbar, or at least a solid piece of wood. The professional or adept and well-prepared amateur will possess a chainsaw and/or a large gauge shotgun, which are the universally preferred and reccomended weapons of choice for dealing with zombies.

Decapitation is most likely the best method for removing a zombie's brain tissue, as it will also kill vampires, who are sometimes mistaken for well-preserved zombies.

Above all, avoid being bitten by the zombie or otherwise coming into any sort of contact with the zombie's bodily fluids, for it is through these biological vectors that the zombie's curse is typically spread.

If, after decapitating the zombie, crushing its skull, or otherwise destroying the brain tissue, you find that it is still capable of functioning, or even somehow regenerates the damage, then in all likelyhood you are not dealing with a zombie at all, and it is suggested that you flee like a little girl.

Answer 2

Option 5

Answer 3

Holy bolt, a divine light spell which is especially effective on any undead creature. Zombies are creatures of the night (most of the time) and usually raised from the dead by pure evil. The mix of light and divinity from god is why its so deadly.

But of your choices, number 2 gun to the head is another classic definition of the proper way to kill a zombie.

Answer 4

they all seem like fun ideas, especially the fire one but the fact is it gets boring doing those things after a while.. plus there are other zombies around... plus zombies are slow. so torturing is not enough. see the real strategy is to kill as many as you can. you want to improve your skills of destruction. because you never know... a zombie might get an upgrade and then ur in serioius shiot or maybe there will be too many of them at once. use all methods, use them fast and well, use your ammo wisely, and be quick and strong. and dont get lazy. you might fall asleep and some zombie hand might molest you or something

Answer 5

All of the above, minus the dying. Heres how. First I'd scream because I am a girl and thats damn scary! then I'd try by shooting him in the head because according to some movies I've seen, thats the only way to kill them, if that doesn't work I'd light it up and see if it works. Then if it doesn't work I'd grab a hand tool (preferabble a long one) and run my butt of into the forest and run run run. Hopefully I can run faster than a headless, burning zombie. And hopefully he won't follow me in the forest because then we'd have a forest fire on our hands!

Answer 6

What a fun question, I just watched one of those new zombie movies the other night; the one where there in the mall.

My vote is to go for my glock and pop em' in the head. I'd try to stay as far out of their reach so you don't get bit as possible as I found a defensible position.

Answer 7

This is easy. I choose #6 for other. All you do is you find a big hole. A crater would work. Then you find a small jet and fly around while getting all the zombies to try to follow you. You lead the zombies to the hole and they all fall in. Don't bury them since they could always stand on top of the dirt. Light a torch and throw it in the hole. The zombies that don't die will be stuck in the hole forever anyways.

Answer 8

Bite it first. Chew and swallow quickly! This will build up an immunity! Then apply solution number 3 and hide until your immunity builds up. Then apply solution number 5. When you've killed all the zombies in your time zone, meet me by the crimson tower. Together, we will vanquish the king zombie and save the world! LOL!

Answer 9

Grab an axe and a hatchet, destroy everything in sight. Aiming only at their heads, while spinning around in circles as the blood shoots everywhere and creates a fountainlike stream of endless life juices.

Answer 10

4. Find a handtool (axe, hammer, sledge, etc.) and wale on it. I would make minced meat out of that zombie.