What's the best way to unclog the bowl when your mammouth turd is stuck and you don't have a plunger?

Question

My meaty turds keep getting stuck in the curve...they don't break in half and go down...they look like the Titanic at the bottom of the ocean.

Answer 1

The real problem is ur full of s**t. You're such an idiot. What's the point of coming on here and asking, literally, dozens of questions that aren't even real questions.

Please, are you going to try to convince everyone on here that you thought everytime you got a period it meant you lost a baby? Or that your Catholic nun was warning you that boys only want one thing and poor stupid old you couldn't figure it out? Or that you don't know why old men always honk and wink at you when they drive by...(like they really do, but even so, let's remember they keep driving by cuz they know how infested you are).

Do us all a favor, stab that screwdriver in your eye, pop it out in the toilet...it'll help dissolve all the crap you're trying to unload onto us.

Answer 2

this is nastey but i wont report you, this is a serious problem and i have a solution, cut the bristles of a broom or take a big veavy dowl rod and shove the poop down the pipe and break it up before flushing, but you will need a bigger toilet and a plunger, uh dont use that stick for anything else.

Answer 3

you can do it in three different ways:
1. get your hand and scoop the poop and put it in the trash.
2. Get a knife and chop your poopy up into little slices and flush the toilet.
3. Buy a plunger!!

Answer 4

I just flush once every couple of minutes until it finally unclogs.

Answer 5

Im not sure, but in the future, keep a knife on the back of the toilet at all times. :}

Answer 6

Break it up with a knife of something and it will go down.

Answer 7

buy a plunger..... get a good one.... they r not expensive.... they r worth the investment

Answer 8

use your hand

Answer 9

Duh, BUY a plunger, it's not like they are expensive.