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I find the sun is too bright for me to look at without wearing sunglasses, and even then it still hurts my eyes.

A friend recommended masturbating excessively every day in order to impair my sight and hence alleviate my discomfort.

I probably could arrange to have a couple of 15 minute slots available in my day if I shuffle a few things around - should I go for it?

2006-08-15 07:06:49 · 15 answers · asked by Andy benitez 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

15 answers

Yes, but you have to think to the future, soon it will be winter again, and the earth would have shifted on its axis and then it wont be as bright any more. Would you find your eyesight suffering in the poor conditions?

2006-08-15 07:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by natasha * 4 · 2 0

Obviously the lack of any woman in the household is resulting in more DIY than just the coving, you could however try this method if you can remember to arrange the 15 minute slots and obviously make sure you are not in front of any work colleagues.

2006-08-15 09:41:25 · answer #2 · answered by gadget_billericay 1 · 0 0

Really if you keep looking at the sun you can tell its getting brighter. Dumb azz, were u raised in a cave?

All that jerkin off is only gonna get one tricep bigger than the other,,,

2006-08-15 07:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by baldshakka 1 · 0 0

Less masturbation = perceived brighter sun? Haven't heard of that one before. Try shuffling this one around a bit....to get....

Less sex = blazing ball of hot fire

Enjoy :)

2006-08-15 07:11:05 · answer #4 · answered by chapers 3 · 0 0

You need to get outdoors more often!
Instead of staying indoors doing whatever

2006-08-15 07:12:34 · answer #5 · answered by littleredms 4 · 0 0

Hilarious! You are pretty funny! What are you going to do about the polar ice caps?

2006-08-15 07:12:40 · answer #6 · answered by Ben 3 · 0 0

The sun's getting brigher - but only during the day. -RKO-

2006-08-15 07:11:19 · answer #7 · answered by -RKO- 7 · 0 0

Yeah it is. Mostly global warming.

2006-08-15 07:12:31 · answer #8 · answered by Megan G 3 · 0 0

why would that impair your sight?

2006-08-15 07:11:12 · answer #9 · answered by Moses_Santos_ii 2 · 0 0

You are crazy! I mean crazy!

2006-08-15 07:10:43 · answer #10 · answered by Chris 2 · 0 0

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