Last September, for my grandfather. He had been a practical joker & a teaser all of his life & my cousin was delivering the first part of the eulogy when all of a sudden there was this awful loud fart!!! He said whoops! well, I reckon all of you (FART!) heard that, huh? (FART!!) He had gotten my grandfathers' remote control fart machine - which was his pride & joy & he NEVER went anywhere without it!! - & was using it as part of his eulogy!!
Well, everybody was laughing at that point, which my grandfather would have loved. He was using that to illustrate how much my grandfather loved to laugh & make others laugh as well - & while it was totally unconventional - even a little strange!! - it really did prove his point! I never would have thought to use the fart machine & it made my part of the eulogy a little bland, after that!
But I've never been to a funeral where the speaker farted on everyone intentionally!!!
2006-08-15 07:06:06
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answered by pumpkin 6
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One that was outside of my culture, but beautiful, just the same.
2006-08-15 14:02:06
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answered by pamspraises 4
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one where the was drinking around the body viewing
2006-08-15 14:02:04
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answered by aggravatingprick 4
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Soon, my own.
2006-08-15 14:01:02
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answered by Anonymous
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