Here's mine
Loyd: Where you headed?
Mary: Aspen
Loyd: Ahhh! California!!!
2006-08-15 06:32:49 · 14 answers · asked by Master Kenobi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mary: Not good...
Lloyd: Like one in a hundred?
Mary: More like one in a million...
Lloyd: So you're saying there's a chance?
2006-08-15 06:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by cali_gal716 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid and Stupid...Tedious as in dull.
Dull and Duller.
Correct name though I will give them credit for that........Dumb and Dumber....But this is what I think the best line/lines are if there is such a thing as best line/lines?
Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Mary: Really? That's strange.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.
2006-08-15 07:02:42 · answer #2 · answered by floridagrandma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats an interesting accent you have there. From around here?
No. Austria
Wow! Ello mate. Lets throw another shrimp on the barbie!
Something like that...I cannot remember totally the right lines.
2006-08-15 06:39:58 · answer #3 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]
Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
2006-08-15 06:39:51 · answer #4 · answered by Ken 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arguing about the demise of their friendship due to a woman at the end of the movie, when they are tied to the bed:
Our friendship isn't worth a damn. Maybe we should call it quits right now.
Just tell me where to sign, buddy.
RIGHT ON MY ***, AFTER YOU KISS IT.
2006-08-15 06:40:35 · answer #5 · answered by Get Over It 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
harry: would you look at the buns on that?
loyd: yeah he must work out
or
harry: where did you get that?
loyd: traded the van for it straight up. i can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.
2006-08-15 06:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by BIG DADDY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when they are looking for swanson in the phone book and say the name on the briefcase and llyod says here it is samsonite hahaha jacka$$
2006-08-15 06:59:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely the same thing you said!
2006-08-15 06:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I got robbed by a sweet little old lady on a motorized cart."
2006-08-15 06:39:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those you're ski's? Both of em?
2006-08-15 06:38:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋