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I was really thirsty about 3 am and drank the whole glass of water on my bedside table but now I can't find my teeth.

2006-08-15 06:24:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

23 answers

lol.........................lol..................

2006-08-15 06:33:24 · answer #1 · answered by tinkerbell_sugar_fairy 2 · 0 0

First off, you don't need your teeth to drink water. And water is all we really need to consume to live. So, if you never find the teeth, you can get by. Eventually you will make it into the Guinness Book of Records as a Human Bean Pole. People will pay to see you and on May Day they will attach pretty ribbons to you and dance around you. If, by any chance, you are into bondage, you will be in Heaven - until you descend into Hell for being a pathetic pervert. But, the good news here is that Bondage and Discipline are at the top of the activities food chain in Hell.
You're welcome.

2006-08-15 14:02:23 · answer #2 · answered by ALWAYS GOTTA KNOW 5 · 1 0

I Believe it would have been very hard not to be aware of this
maby someone is play a joke on you but in case you did swallow them go and see a docter to have a xray before it causes any internal damage

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2006-08-15 13:33:36 · answer #3 · answered by TheAnswerMan 2 · 0 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe they fell on the floor between your bed and bedside table. Sure, "these things will pass," one way or another.

2006-08-15 13:45:45 · answer #4 · answered by yahoohoo 6 · 0 0

Yes

2006-08-15 13:28:45 · answer #5 · answered by jo 2 · 0 0

They must have fallen out and you will find them in your bed, under it or at the side of it. They might be under your pillow. You might have taken them out without realising it. Anyway..... If something nips u in the middle of the night you will know that your teeth are telling you where they are in their own language.

2006-08-15 13:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In the words of George Harrison "all things must pass"

2006-08-15 13:29:26 · answer #7 · answered by i do, do u? 2 · 0 0

Just be careful, this one could return to bite you on the behind in the future.
And watch where you keep your glass eye.

2006-08-15 18:52:54 · answer #8 · answered by sarah c 7 · 0 0

Yes, just send a mouth after them

2006-08-15 13:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by The Dude 2 · 0 0

Reality bites.

2006-08-15 13:29:42 · answer #10 · answered by helixburger 6 · 0 0

Have you looked in your mouth ?
Or better to feel in your mouth ,unless you have removable eyes too .

2006-08-16 12:12:35 · answer #11 · answered by GreatEnlightened One 3 · 0 0

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