2006-08-15 04:27:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Totally! Here is one that is really bad. I took home this girl once who looked really good at the bar (2:00 am) and when I woke up well....let's just say not so much. So, I got up with out waking her up (thank god) and knocked on my roommates door and told him that I was leaving her there and I was going to sleep at another friends house and to call me when she left. He was cool and told her that I had to go to work as to not make her feel even worse than she probably already did, and called me when she was gone. I believe that they call it "Coyote Love" as you are willing to gnaw your arm off you get out of the trap!
2006-08-15 04:37:17 · answer #1 · answered by curious caucasian 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, yes - what a bizzare, schizophrenic passage, too. That night at the bar, she laughed at my jokes, loved my songs, and told me she was really a witch who would grant my every wish if I would just take her home with me. So I did. And, it seemed, from the hazy memory of the night, so she did.
But in the morning! She had MOSS ON HER TEETH. Her dugs were flat and ruined. Her neck dripped shriveled wattles. Her hair was a matted bird's nest. Her nails were cracked and yellowed.
And when I demanded she grant my wishes, she only cackled.
"Sonny boy," rasped the whiskey-and-cigarettes voice, "aren't you too old to believe in witches?"
2006-08-15 12:49:22 · answer #2 · answered by Der Lange 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a very discusting prospect for a woman...
Are you Tara Reid by any chance?
Or one of the "Girls gone wild" video tee-shirt lifters? Exposing themsleves to the very daddy who pays their tuition to do these things rather than study or better themselves?
and NO! I have never been that drunk OR that Horny in my life and I always had the common sense to make sure I was never BOTH at the same time!
2006-08-15 11:33:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes...the sad thing is....I did it again! She wasn't much to look at and she had a backside larger than the tailgate of a pickup truck, but she could suck the chrome a trailer hitch!
2006-08-16 03:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I have not. Then again, I don't do things that stupid. You might be left with more than bad memories in today's world. That stranger could have left you with the AIDS virus. I hope you smarten up soon before something happens you cannot undo.
2006-08-15 11:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My friend did - it was horrid. We all just stared at her until she finally woke up. Then we didn't talk to her so she left. Still gives me the chills....
2006-08-15 11:32:31 · answer #6 · answered by Shqiptare 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO BUT I HAVE WOKE UP FEELING PRETTY SCARY THE MORNING AFTER.
2006-08-15 11:34:47 · answer #7 · answered by BAG LADY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes ,, it was a war..
TELL ME HOW TO FORGET ..
please ...
learn me and tell me how to forget you ...
because the way to you ,as a lost case...
and i got tired from my lost ...
you changed my day to night ,,
and my night to day ...
and with no balance i am now ..
confused i am , and don`t know what to do ..
shall i missed you ...??
or to stop my eyes from imagining you ..??
i am your angel , who loves you ..
do you love me ????
so why treated harshly..??
why you fast run away from me ..??
why you let me wake up all nights thought of you ..
why you put again all a barriers between us ..??
please tell me , how to forget you ..
because you left , and forgot me..
and hurt me again....
by: hazem02@yahoo.com
By hazem02
http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/poems/101/poem_8343966.html
please read more poems for me and leave me there your comments ..
yours
hazem
2006-08-15 11:33:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope, had friends that protected me.
2006-08-15 11:33:28 · answer #9 · answered by dolfan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep and I woke up screaming, punching, and screaming.
2006-08-15 11:54:35 · answer #10 · answered by quita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋