I have no motivation today. Who wants to be my inspirational speaker?

Question

MOTIVATE MY BUTT OUT OF THIS CHAIR!!!

Answer 1

pardon the drill instructor mode ok? im not really like this

GET OUT OF YOUR CHAIR YOU LAZY PUKE!
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? ANYWAY?
THERES WORK TO BE DONE AND I'LL BE DAM**NED IF YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE DOING NOTHING WHILE A HOARD OF NAZI KOREAN KKK RACIST ISLAMIC SOUTHERNBAPTIST LIBERAL PROFESSORS OVERRUN THIS COUNTRY WHILE YOU HAVE A GUN IN YOUR HAND AND ARE ABLE TO FIGHT
MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE
GET THOSE FEET PUMPING AND GET YOUR A S S UP THAT HILL AND KILLKILLKILLKILL

we now return you to your regularly scheduled nice guy.

Hi, you really need to get up and get moving. your only letting cellulite form by sitting still...

thanks,
do i get an oscar for that performance?

Answer 2

Do you hear that sound? That is the sound of grains of sand, detailing the moments of your life that are slipping away, never to be retrieved. What else do you hear? If you listen closely, you can hear the quiet sobs of little children who would give anything for the gentle touch of your hand, or the sound of your voice. You may think you don't matter and your life is a dull charade, but there is, right now, someone whose very life hinges on your kindness.

Think back just a bit. Has there been a time when your life hung in the balance? Maybe just a kind word, or a little note, or a hug, gave you the strength to carry on. Today it is time to repay that gesture. You don't have to look far. If you take careful inventory of your family and circle of friends, it won't be long until a name comes to mind. Now, have you got the name? Off your butt, sister! Show the love!

I hate cliche's, but today you need one. "To the world, you may be just a person, but to a person, you may be the world."

Answer 3

I'm not much of a motivational speaker, but here are a few of my favorite "get moving" quotes:

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

Every morning in Africa a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or gazelle . . . when the sun comes up, you better be running.

Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. -James Baldwin

Answer 4

I thought about it for a moment and decided that since I graduated form the Sam Kinison School of Motivational Speaking that I probably should not give you a pep talk....I might offend your delicate senses. So in the interim, I recommend that you tune your TV channel to Jerry Springer. You might as well have a laugh while you are goofing off.....!

Answer 5

I'm currently on bedrest pregnant with twins, I have at least 4-8 more weeks stuck in bed. This means that I cannot get out of bed to do anything except go pee. So take advantage that you CAN get outta that chair and DO SOMETHING!

Answer 6

Join the club, must be catchy today...lol.
Is that the shower or refrigerator calling you??!!
Good luck, I hope to get my butt outta this chair too:) And I'm @ work.....

Answer 7

You are awesome! Get out of that chair and LIVE!!!!! Show the world YOU are a SUPERSTAR!!!! How was that?

Answer 8

dont die or else
and if you dont move that butt then im gona make you listen to this
booty booty booty booty rocken everywhere rocken everywhere.
listen to music and dance!

Answer 9

go fing sumtin to do, i think im goin to do the same cause this is dam boring...L8r

Answer 10

I will motivate you.....GET UP, DARN IT and DO SOMETHING with your SORRY SELF!