If I was playing a role in your movie...?

Question

What would I be doing and what would my name be?
And what would happen to me?!

How comes there's no British Asian men in Western cinema?!

Answer 1

You'd be my demon lover.

But you'd probably be killed by all the other hundreds of men desperate for my favours.

Answer 2

You would be Yakimoto the international ninja whose innards are powered by dust. Set in late 1944, you have been hired by the Nazis to defend Konigsberg against the inevitable Soviet onslaught. You are torn between your sense of duty and your increasing personal doubts about the morality of the war, which focuses on your love affair with a Russian Jew with which you have an illegitimate, secret child. Your ninja skills are unmatched but eventually you realize that your secret daughter required love, not a war machine, and attempt to find balance between the hopeless defense of your military position as the tanks roll in and the love you know is missing from the Nazi mantra and your family life. Eventually, the climax arrives in a pistol battle fought at the stronghold near the Baltic Sea where your lover's father, a colonel in the Soviet army who knows of your relationship and daughter, tries to use words to talk you down before you choose a violent end, when there are people even in your dark world that depend on you for compassion. The finale, of course, is top secret.

Answer 3

neato question.........i immediatly will get to work on the script...and find producers..your name would be kim and you own a little store in a little town and the storyline revolves around the people of the neighborhood and how it all connects back to u i cannot give too many more details as plot would be stolen by movie theives we must keep the whole project under wraps until its release ...u definately have the starring role i of course have a small cameo..whatcha think? oh you would often leave the store to shop the sales of other stores to stock ur store u live in back of store drive and suv and have a wife and 4 yr old daughter who plays in the store all day

Answer 4

I've written novels, and some may become movies. Most of them have Chinese ladies and men. In "1933:Kwei Che", you could be one of my partners in a detective agency. Would you want to be Chan Kuo-Lai or Chang Chin? These are names of two of my best pals in real life, and I portray them accurately. Chin jokes more. They are the same size, i.e. 5' 6" and 115-120 pounds. I weigh 285 lbs. My lover Chu Bi-Chen is 5' 3", 125 lbs., 38"/22"/35"...and is stronger than my male pals. Either man would be involved in gunfights but not be wounded. We would solve the case of "Kwei Che" and continue working as P.I.'s.

Answer 5

You would be in a movie called: Spy Code Neon
You would be: Neon's sidekick, Leo
What would happen: Neon is the head spy at Neon Corps, he is being hunted by an opposing spy group. You (Leo) are making the spy gear for Neon Corps so the opposition needs you to fight and kill Neon with the gadgets you make. The leader of the opposing team, Erika, would take you captive and interrogate you.
You would escape and warn your side of an attack. There would be a fight where the opposing team (Infrared) would win and take over. Now theres only one thing left to do. Change from protecting Neon Corps to fighting with it. You and your team would have to team up with those trying to take over Neon Corps. Using new identities you, Neon and his team will have to destroy all rules and fight fire with fire for what is truly thiers.

Answer 6

You'd be the guy that walks past in that particular scene and get shot, your name would be EXTRA...only joking!

Do you mean Asian men playing non Asian roles? Would be good, but don't think Hollywood is ready to do that quite yet.

Answer 7

Okay,its an action drama,about gangs & crime(in the USA)..your part of the gang..Your "hack-man"..as your the computer genius of the gang and can infiltrate computer accounts in the business world..using the funds your get for running guns,drugs etc..in the end you are gunned down with your fellow buddies while in the Bahamas after a major heist by the FBI..sorry but the bad guys dont win this one..=)

Answer 8

You could have a lead role in my spoof James Bond movie. You could be called Ivan Takillyou, trying to dominate the world and i cud be bond cruising around in my mini cooper. You dont mind getting killed at the end do you??

Answer 9

you would be josh who falls madly in love with a women named stacey and you r a great guy and suddenly her ex boyfriend comes and takes her away and you follow her till the end until you find her she is treated horribly and you fight for her safety you fight her ex bf and they threaten to kill stacey and in the middle of the night and you go off into an uncharted island get married and never run out of food or anything and you neva have a nother encounter with her ex bf

Answer 10

you would be

The Duke Van Von VanderVaughn

the irrepressible Duke of Nottingshirehamtownville, a swashbuckling bucklemaker bent on fashion world domination by forcing everyone on the planet to wear outlandish buckles on everything from boots to pointed fedora type hats with large purple feathers in them.

Your only line in the movie would be "Buckles to the rescue you scurvy dogs and heave to the mainsails, we're slipping the dogs of war into oblivion!

which you say at every chance.

unfortunately, you get whacked in the end by a manic mafia hitman who hates buckles and feathered hats.

but your legacy lives on in your side kick. His name is Juan valdez garcia lopez de la cruz hernandez berlanga dominico sanchez de la vega juarez villanova de la rosa.

he dies about 15 minutes after you do in the movie, dragging your mutilated corpse up to the top of a hill to plant your boots in the sand dunes of padre island texas, when a scorpion gets into his pants and bites him repeatedly.

its a pretty sad movie.

Answer 11

In my movie no doubt you would be a suspect in a criminal investigation,by the name of Chuck Green and you would be killed-thus ruling you out of the investigation.