A few weeks ago I participated in some wild cybersex.
It was unprotected, and apart from a few viruses, I also think I'm pregnant.
But how does one regonise a cyber-pregnancy?
2006-08-15 02:19:44 · 36 answers · asked by The Phantom 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
one of the most common symptoms is when u keep getting 'booted' out of the room ur in and ur pc keeps 'crashing' when it gets overtired. On top of that u get overloaded on 'cookies' and end up needing a defragment session. lets us know what u have good luck xx
2006-08-15 02:28:42 · answer #1 · answered by Lyndsey B 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I would get yourself down to the cyber clap clinic, quick smart, for some antibiotics.
What are you going to do, do you know who the father is?
Were you standing whilst the cybersex was happening, because you cannot get pregnant whilst standing up.
2006-08-15 02:27:26 · answer #2 · answered by sling it bird 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is cybersex? I didn't think you can get pregnant from it? Oh, I'm just innocent when it comes to that stuff I guess. I've always taken a pregnacy test, they are always right.
2006-08-15 02:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by Miss America 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would be more worried about the viruses, they may affect the pregnancy.
Is it you or your laptop that will be expecting?
2006-08-15 02:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by zara c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh woman you're having a laugh
wild cyber sex ?
didnt you ask earlier that your man cant keep up with you or something ??
someones liar !
2006-08-15 02:29:02 · answer #5 · answered by GorGeous_Girl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i suppose you will find out when your cyber time comes or doesn't come. how long is your normal cyber cycle :o)
2006-08-15 02:26:04 · answer #6 · answered by elmobeta12 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you clean up the sick when your monitor starts having morning sickness and make sure you give it all its cravings
2006-08-15 04:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by koolkatt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muhahahaha!!!
Your computer will start spitting out baby laptops.
2006-08-15 02:25:39 · answer #8 · answered by mmw108 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I should go and get a scan from the (spyware) doctor.
2006-08-15 02:31:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your display starts to swell up.
2006-08-15 02:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋