2006-08-15 02:12:39 · 43 answers · asked by estebandiatao 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
I don't understand why you're all laughing at me! I'm now writing from my laptop from my hospital bed and I'm in pain!!!
They have reattached it but it may not look normal ever again.
2006-08-15 10:40:28 · update #1
Get the grill going, grill it, put some BBQ sauce on it and eat it! hehe
2006-08-20 07:35:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
first thing you need to do is go to Lowe's, or the Depot, and buy some Liquid Nail and a caulking gun. Then, find someone (maybe your wife, girlfriend, or life partner), and have them reattach it that way. The only problem with that, is that you'll have to press something heavy up against it for a few hours while the stuff dries. And even then, it might hang a little bit off to one side.
2006-08-23 01:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ok,,,firstly dont panic,,this can happen,it is not unknown,,,go to your local diy store and get ,a good strong adhesive,,then go to an icecrean parlour and ask for any spare lollypop sticks,unused,you must insist,,take them home and make a scaffold from the l/sticks,,at 2 cm intervals around the damaged area,,next apply a generous amount of adhesive to the base of the penis,,you willnext need some type of string and pulley system,,attach the pulley to the ceiling of the room you intend to reside for the next 5 months,and thread the string through it,,knot the end of the string around the tip of the penis and with the other end,,'pull' until erect,you will need to hold the scaffold in place for the period of time given as any movement could result in cripilius bentius penius.god speed
2006-08-15 02:31:09 · answer #3 · answered by lex 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Where in the he** do I begin? First of all how in the he** did your penis fall off. I mean they just dont fall off. That is unless you lost it before like you have now. What you do first of all is find the penis. Then go to the emergency room and watch everyone laugh at you like I am laughing at you now. Then you watch the doctor try to sew your penis back on and him laughing at you. Hey look John Bobbits penis still works so good luck. But hey at least you have something to play with now. Good Luck!
2006-08-20 17:57:11 · answer #4 · answered by krisn_us 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So you had a case of apenisitis huh? happens to the best of them...just start wearing a diaper and rubber pants though, because it may fall off again in a place and that would be kinda messy, bleeding and all...But you are (no pun intended) in good hands now and you might as well resign youself to get a sex change doctor if it happens again. GOod luck
2006-08-20 10:27:37 · answer #5 · answered by MotherKittyKat 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you got bobbeted his wife hacked it off the doc put it back on . It now works he did a porn movie with it. IT may not be the best penis in the world but better than nothing kid.
2006-08-22 06:19:59 · answer #6 · answered by brian L 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok, first off, how does your penis just "fall" off?? If you can give me a good reason, I might believe you. But, your story sounds kind of like an "attention getting" sort of thing to me.
2006-08-22 19:26:08 · answer #7 · answered by Xena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hopefully this in not a joke. at least they were able to reattach it time will tell. my thoughts go out to you i know you are in alot of pain take care
2006-08-21 21:46:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My friend had a detachable penis! Great song! Sing out!
2006-08-22 19:30:16 · answer #9 · answered by jake cigar™ is retired 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need not worry on this, there are ways to reattach this.. Docs will be able to do that..
2006-08-21 01:37:12 · answer #10 · answered by Ekams 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put it in your mouth for two days and then try to reattach it
2006-08-15 10:11:10 · answer #11 · answered by MikeM 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋