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If the public toilet has only one cubicle and you do not have a handphone with you to call for toilet papaer delivery.....what should you do ?
You only realised that was no toilet paper after you had 'bombed' timpaktu.

2006-08-15 02:08:28 · 12 answers · asked by Phantom of the Opera 4 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

12 answers

Use your undies to wipe it. It pays to sacrifice a worn undies than walk around with a very foul smell.

2006-08-15 02:17:26 · answer #1 · answered by Tabak 2 · 0 0

Carry a dump kit. Paper, seat liners, wet naps, alcohol naps to sterize the seat and a mini plunger. Now your ready to crap in the foulest of locations. All these items will fit into a fanny pack. Some will think you're gay for wearing a fanny pack but they don't know who you are. You just dumping in a public toilet. You won't be wearing the fanny pack all the time unless you have a spastic colon or something.

2006-08-15 09:19:55 · answer #2 · answered by penguinpotpie 1 · 0 0

you are screwed.
you have to pull up your pants go get some toilet paper then go wipe your a s s

2006-08-15 09:20:29 · answer #3 · answered by Soldier 4 · 0 0

Reach in my purse and pull out a tissue. See that's why guys should carry a pack of tissue in your pockets. They are small and cost really cheap and you never know when you will need it!

2006-08-15 09:15:18 · answer #4 · answered by DispatchGirl 4 · 0 0

I answered this question a few months back and got best answer with:
Wait til it dries then just snap it off and discard.

2006-08-15 10:12:15 · answer #5 · answered by Dix a Dublin 3 · 0 0

Thats why it pays to carry paper with you at all times.

2006-08-15 09:13:06 · answer #6 · answered by דְבוֹרָה Devorah 5 · 0 0

Are there paper towels by the sink?
Otherwise, I guess you would have to sit in the sink and wash.

2006-08-15 09:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Sebring Sage 5 · 0 0

LMAO nice one Dix a Dublin!

2006-08-15 10:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by Ed 3 · 0 0

If I were you...

I'd take off my knickers... Wipe and go... Gives me all the more reason to go 'commando'!!!!!!!!!!

Whooha!

2006-08-15 09:32:56 · answer #9 · answered by Chellie 3 · 0 0

sock

2006-08-15 09:21:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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