Am I the only one who would be tempted to keep him prisoner myself (say in the garage), so that he could do no harm, but so that the authorities would carry on looking for him?
Wouldn't it be amusing to take him places around the world and take pictures of him, then send them as postcards to Bush and Blair, saying "Guess where I am? Wish you were here?"
Or are you the mean spirited sort who would have him committed to a psychiatric unit under a false name, because he believed he was Osama Bin Laden?
2006-08-15 02:01:45 · 36 answers · asked by lickintonight 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
I would get a very evil team of extremely clever and experienced surgeons and put Osama bin Laden through a sex change operation. Then I would drop him off in his hometown, make him marry an extremist and make him live like a woman under his own stupid-stupid rules!!!
2006-08-15 02:15:51 · answer #1 · answered by Luvfactory 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the better section is, the human beings who declare to grant a advantages to all and sundry who famous Osama, are the comparable people who've created Osama in the process the Afghan-Russian conflict between 1979-1989. And the irony is they understand the place Osama resides at this 2nd. All this seize Osama lifeless or alive is in elementary terms a farce. Afghanistan is the international's best manufacturers of dry culmination and opium and that's the top reason u . s . is involved in having its base there. So whether i knew the place Osama replaced into, i wouldnt subject doing something.
2016-12-17 11:15:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him if he really did have anything to do with the WTC attack, then I would ask him to dish the dirt on Bush.
Then I would take him to Marks and Spencer to get him some nice clothes.
After that I would suggest a nice day out somewhere where we could enjoy a nice picnic together.
After the picnic I would ask him if he fancied a game of Yahzee or Jenga.
I would then ask him over a nice malt in front of a roaring fire, what he thought of the demise of Cod in the North Sea and ask him for his thoughts on how the fish stocks could be re-plenished naturally.
After that I would make him a nice cup of Ovaltine and tuck him up in bed.
I think Deadvampiremama has some issues!
2006-08-15 02:18:49 · answer #3 · answered by Neo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, good question!! I think the governments from different nations have just fooled people stating they are stepping on his shadow. Osama is an extremely wealthy and influential human being with very strong business ties with America and other powerful nations, so I really think if I had the chance to haven him close I would just let him know it is very sad to be the center of such levels of destruction, all around America and the Middle East.
2006-08-15 02:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by ThE NoToRiOuS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I challenge him to ten rounds in the Octagon. After I KO him in the seventh with a kick to the neck, I'd urinate on him.
Then I'd ask him to explain where he learned all his terrorist tricks, which he would honestly explain he learned from Bush Senior when he was director of the CIA and training Afghani rebels to make hell for the Soviet Union. He would also explain his money came from the Saudis, who are financed by the Bush oil-war cartel. Bush would be impeached and I would take my place, rightfully deserved, as an American hero.
2006-08-15 02:08:54 · answer #5 · answered by Silent Kninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
which Bin Laden are you talking about? the ficticious one that headed up the ISI front of Mujahadeen for the CIA named Tim Osman? or the dead one? or the many actors? or the computerised simulation of his voice used in the CIA propoganda tapes released to Al Jazeera?
2006-08-15 02:13:42 · answer #6 · answered by kenhallonthenet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Day one.
Chain him in the basement.
Leave a lump of day-old bread and a bowl of water.
Day two.
Get hacksaw.
Cut off nose.
UPS same to supporters in Saudi.
Day Three:
Bring sponge for nose bleed, a pair sharp scissors, and your Mexican neighbor's pitbulls.
Tell him to strip naked.
You're on your own from here.
2006-08-15 02:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Torture him by making him do all the things that us Americans do i.e. Eat fast food and get fat..Sit in a lazy chair and watch sports all day while getting hopelessly drunk..Sleep with a number of women..Get high..Sleep until 2:00 p.m. in the afternoon..Go to a N.F.L. game in the dead of winter and take off your shirt in freezing weather to show off your fat stomach on t.v. etc. etc. etc.
Then kill him and collect the reward so you can buy that big screen t.v. you always wanted and put a mini bar in your house and visit the playboy mansion !
2006-08-15 02:39:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kill him save all those tax dollars we would spend in court on better things.Except for the reward that is . I would throw a huge party for his victims and the armed service.
2006-08-15 02:30:32 · answer #9 · answered by cottoncandyn2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he turned up at my door here in Glasgow, I'd give him some Irn Bru, a mince roll and a caramel wafer. I'd then assign all my friends and neighbours to kick the sh** out of him..........
2006-08-15 02:11:07 · answer #10 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋