help needed about a thing I just got for a car!!!! Please boys!?

Question

Ok in a battle of the sexes here at work, one of the lads just gave me an exhaust cover with "for that real turbo sound" - I know it goes over the exhaust - but without trying to sound like a bimbo - how do I get it to stay on!!!!!!!!!! Thanks guys XXXX

First off to the bitchy ladies - Im not PUTTING it on - its to see if I know what to do with it, And for Escartee -unlike you, fortunately for me Im not some butch lesbian that NEEDS to fix her own car - I get the boys to do that for me.
And guys - theres no screws with it - thats why Im kinda stumped

Ellie29UK - excuse me? A rattling little car? If thats your definition of a spanking new BMW jeep - then yeah absolutely.

ESCARTEE - learn to read yeah? I didnt say sporting - i said spanking (which for little witches like you means NEW)
So seems youre not so up on your cars if you think BMW dont do a jeep - so Id actually WATCH the vehicles that passs you by when youre standing on a street corner love. U might actually know what you're talking about then.

Answer 1

My advice ? Chuck it in the bin !

If you want a better sounding exhaust, rather go to a reputable exhaust shop and have a stainless steel freeflow system professionaly fitted. This will actually improve your car's performance and possibly reduce fuel consumption, and a stainless steel system should last for the life of your car. You can also specify how loud you want it to be. The exhaust cover thingy will just look cheap and nasty, and will no doubt rattle away until it rusts up and falls off.

Oh yes - bolting a cover on the end of your exhaust will block the flow of your exhaust gasses and make your car go slower ...

Answer 2

oooh it sounds positively dreamy.... how exciting.... an exhaust that makes your rattling little car sound like a formula one car..... well I for one would be fooled...!!!!

You know..... there's a song... called Ordinary Boys by Morrissey on his first solo album, Suedehead, listen to it... you will find yourself in that song.

Sweet-cakes...I believe that Jeep is an entirely different brand... and you cannot get a BMW Jeep... are you sure you are even capable of driving???? BMW 4x4's are called X3's or X5's. So if you want to ***** back, then at least make sure you can hold your argument.

Answer 3

Is there a little hole with a small screw in it? If there is, slide it over the exhaust pipe and tighten the screw to hold it on. Otherwise, does it seem to have a narrowing that will hold it on without a screw? push it on and see if it pulls off easily or not. Otherwise, just call an auto parts store they will know

Answer 4

Echo chambers are to be welded on, to truly get that turbo sound.Contrary to the other answers you can not bolt these on because they are made to slightly restrict air flow and need to be air tight, and you can not achieve this with nuts and bolts, otherwise the nuts and bolts would have come with it.

Answer 5

it should have some bolts that come with it, that you use an allen wrench for if not you might have to take it to a muffler shop and get them to tack weld it on, Itshouldnt cost more than 5 or 10 bucks to do.

Answer 6

I would sooo love to tell you but, you specifically asked for only boys to help. So sorry, but thanks for the points.

Naw it's not called lesbianism, it's called self suffiency.


HAHAHAHAHa
Yea!! You got a sportin BMW Jeep!
No such thing!!
yer funny, go do your homework and stop lying!!

Answer 7

Clamp

Answer 8

There must be a screw on it which you can tighten and fix at the tip of your tail pipe.

Answer 9

Two or three self tapping screws.

Answer 10

I'd say weld it, or get someone else to do it..cause sparks fly everywhere when you weld:)

Good Luck:)