man or woman who was the first person to have orgasm from the beginning of our history as mankind?

Question

i understand early men were the one who normaly
approach or make advances towards the women, but even that does not answer the question of the first person to have orgasm.
thank you.

Answer 1

well, if genesis is correct then adam was on the earth some time before eve.
not to be sacreligious, but if he was like we are, he used his hand.
is adam being here so long before eve the reason all men jack off, even when they're married? is that why women feel justified in cutting us off. because they figure we'll just use our hand?

Answer 2

Smart aleck questions deserve smart aleck answers. Here goes...

If you are looking at this in a mythological sense you could first turn to Egyptian mythology. According to ancient Egyptian myth, the first big O was had by an Egyptian God named Atum. The myth says that Atum rose from primordial waters and masturbated - his seed creating the land on which everyone currently resides.
In Babylonian myth, an alluring woman seduces the figure of Enkidu. She "exhausts" him repeatedly, after which his wild ways are tamed. Of course both this myth, and the Egyptian one predate the Old Testament Pentateuch - so they would technically be older than Adam and Eve.
Biblically speaking, one would have to assume that Adam was the first to get off, since both Eve and he did reproduce. I say Adam was the first because there is no mention of Eve having an orgasm, so one cannot know whether or not that ever happened.
Now if you are of an evolutionary point of view and think of the Genesis as being as mythological as Atum and Enkidu, then it is impossible to know who was first. Perhaps it was two very happy Neolithic hunters who had a sweaty time one spring evening 60,000 years ago.

Answer 3

I would say Adam people, since really Adam is just a tribal name; so the first man in the Adam tribe. But men always do anyway.

Answer 4

I don't think that anyone knows the answer to this. Adam and Eve were the first to have children. So take it from there.

Answer 5

Eve

Answer 6

Dude, sexual reproduction occured millions of years ago--it replaced asexual reproduction because it was more effective--so I guess proto humans or even ape-like creatures were the first humans to have it.

Answer 7

Barry Manilow--remember his famous song,"I've been alive forever--and I had the very first orgasm". One of his first big hits.

Answer 8

Men are always first at that.

Answer 9

Adam then Eve, i think

Answer 10

man