I was only cutting the long grass over his side of the fence so I could watch his wife sunbathing without craning my neck. Now the blade has shell all over it and it won't work. How was I to know he had a tortoise? The cat got out of the way okay.
2006-08-15 00:14:45 · 23 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Maybe you can fill the forms in while you're eating turtle soup.
2006-08-15 00:18:12 · answer #1 · answered by solo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What About Your Poor Neighbour,
Never Mind The Poor Tortoise,
And No It Was His Side Of The Grass.
He Could Have You Done For Being A Peeping Tom,
And Trespassing On His Property.
2006-08-18 10:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Methinks you are in the **** oldlad.
1 Trespass.
2 Intrusion of privacy.
3 Murder.
4 Attempted murder.
5 Driving a lawn-mower in a reckless manner.
Have you got a good lawyer?You are going to need one.I would recommend Flywheel,Shyster and Flywheel.Great American Law
Team as made famous byThe Marx Bros.
2006-08-15 00:47:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can't claim a new one, of course you wre not suppose dto know he had a tortoise but you wre in his garden not yours, if the tortoise had been in your garden that would have been a different story and he woudl have been at fault for bot looking after the tortoise porperly.
2006-08-15 00:22:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You should buy your neighbour a new tortoise and stop perving at his wife. Did you kill their tortoise?
2006-08-15 00:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by gr_bateman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certainly you CAN claim against your neighbours tortoise, but I suspect your claim would be unsuccessful.
2006-08-15 00:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by nontarzaniccaulkhead 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fit your motor into the tortoises shell - should be much more durable!
2006-08-15 00:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
identity turn off the trimmer and drop it and %. up the turtle to work out if it grow to be okay. identity seem on the gouges in its shell and identity take it into my storage to fill them with powerful putty. then identity sand the shell and wax it so it grow to be niccccce and comfortable =] then identity poke the turtles eye so it would want to bypass back in its shell and identity throw it into my friends backyard and yell "BULLS EYE!!!" even as it lands of their warm bathtub. then identity bypass %. up the hedge trimmer back and study my now uninteresting blade. then identity bypass get a sparkling blade and fax the bill to my neighbor for his or her turtles damages to my property. and then wed all be at liberty. the end! =D
2016-11-25 02:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by valle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, I would have a go at him and ask to sleep with the wife as compo
2006-08-15 00:26:11 · answer #9 · answered by halloweenpumpkinuk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love it made me pish ma self laughing a wld sue him for not lookin after his animals then steal his wife once u take him to the cleaners
2006-08-15 00:19:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋