Peter Kay's Brian Potter from phoenix nights won with the line.Garlic bread,its the future, ive tasted it. It beat some great ones from fool and horses the office blackadder fawlty towers etc, (see yahoo entertainment news for full list) Whats you're fave one liner
2006-08-13 23:30:15 · 20 answers · asked by gordon-21up 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Beam me up Scottie!
2006-08-13 23:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
most of the ones in shaun of the dead. like:
- can i get......any of you c***s......a drink?
- alright. gaaay.
- shaun. hog lumps.
- f**k-a-doodle-doo.
- (sings) tastes like butter
- Big Al says dogs cant look up.
- you've got red on you.
- would anyone like......a peanut.
- Hellew?
and its not a one liner but the funniest lines in the whole film:
Shaun: As Bertrand Russell once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation." I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now.
Liz: Was that on a beer mat?
Shaun: Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold.
Liz: I won't say anything.
Shaun: Thanks.
ok so some of these may not sound very funny but they are if you've seen the film a few times.
2006-08-14 08:12:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I know!
Little Britain
I've actually said "I don't like it" in Andy's voice on the opening certificate of a film in the cinema before. It got a good laugh from the audience!
2006-08-14 06:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blair to Bush. Whats this red button for?
2006-08-14 06:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by Noodle 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gordaon Strachan when asked about a player that was giving him trouble:
"I've got more important things on my mind. I've a yoghurt to finish and the sell-by date is today."
Classic!
2006-08-14 06:35:00 · answer #5 · answered by nev 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
Steven Wright
2006-08-18 05:45:04 · answer #6 · answered by Gunpowder Monk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I was just pissing by the door when i heard two shits"....the englishman disguised as a french speaking police man in the*allo*allo british comedy sitcom.
2006-08-17 07:31:42 · answer #7 · answered by ralphthemouth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer Simpson, on being told to eat more fruit (not just purple-filled doughnuts) "Purple is a fruit!"
2006-08-14 06:36:39 · answer #8 · answered by Roxy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
MA! Meatloaf!! (Wedding Crashers)
2006-08-14 06:35:48 · answer #9 · answered by meegeesmommy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and its all done in the best POSSIBLE taste Kenny Everett , god bless him, he was pure genius
2006-08-18 05:42:15 · answer #10 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont let the b*stards grind you down
2006-08-14 06:33:28 · answer #11 · answered by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋