anyone else got good answered to questions like the one's below?

Question

when people say to me 'How longs a piece of string?'

I always reply 'Twice as long as half!

which throws them

or being disabled physically but internally, I look well on the outside and I often get 'How can you be so ill, you look so well on the outside.

My answers are either 'Are you a Dr?' if they say 'no' I say 'well then!! I mean you can't judge damaged book pages by looking at its pretty cover?'

or

'those x-ray specs?' 'no' 'well how can you tell whats going on inside me without them!'

normally shuts people up!! LOLOL

what questions do you have for those and similar type questions?

Answer 1

How long is a piece of string?...how high does a kite fly?

I'm disabled too, but I now walk with crutches, before that when people commented, I used to say " The clock face is well polished, but the cogs and spring are a bit worn."

Answer 2

ask them the last time that they went for a medical check up and politely.You might as well not answer that question,ignore the person and pick up another topic if that will make you feel better.good luck

Answer 3

How long is a piece of string?

Depends on how high the balloon is.

Answer 4

What kind of language are you speaking man gebereshe!I ca't understand a word!

Answer 5

People ask me if my fingernails are my own and i tell them of course they are, i paid for them...i own them. Also, when people ask me why i smoke, that im too pretty to smoke i tell them i dont smoke....the cigarette does.

Answer 6

i always ask if they have drugs that are less harmfull to me and they shut up