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What is the best answer if your friend caught you while you're mas*turbating?

2006-08-13 22:10:28 · 14 answers · asked by fortman 3 in Health Men's Health

14 answers

I actually walked in on a friend who was in the middle of self gratification. I knocked on his front door (as I always do) and then let myself in (as I always do). He was on the floor and I began talking to him. I didn't notice he was beating it at first, and then when I realized it - I started laughing and appoligized for walking in - I then told him he should consider locking the door if he is gonna do that. I then suggested he finish up while I went in the other room.... I mean hell, who doesn't masturbate... it isn't a crime or anything... but it was funny... I still give him a "hard" (pun intended) time about it every so often.

2006-08-13 22:28:05 · answer #1 · answered by Forgiven 3 · 0 0

I guess it depends where he caught you. You could always invite him to join you then you could have a masturbation party. First one to ejaculate wins. LOL

2006-08-14 13:48:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ask him if he wants to join in and see get off first.

2006-08-14 07:46:01 · answer #3 · answered by murraystate69 3 · 0 0

Ask him to join you. HOPEFULLY you can help each other get off. Handjobs and Blow jobs all around. No one else needs to know.

2006-08-14 10:38:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

were doing this in "hiding" or did you mean or hope to get caught, and try to work in a little "male bonding"?

2006-08-14 05:16:23 · answer #5 · answered by daddysboicub 5 · 0 0

Invite him to join you.....it could be the beginning of a "relationship".

2006-08-14 05:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by EMAILSKIP 6 · 0 0

It depends where he caught you doing it at. What did you tell him?

2006-08-14 05:16:26 · answer #7 · answered by JRB 4 · 0 0

tell him you were backed up. Needed to let off some steam

2006-08-14 05:21:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nothing he is a guy like me. he won't mind because he know what is going on and the way i am feeling because he is guy who has felt like that before

2006-08-14 10:26:35 · answer #9 · answered by WEEDG 3 · 0 0

My girl didn't give me any last nite...

Clowmy i'am a girl

2006-08-14 05:15:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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