I put mine in the tumble dryer and turned the drum- it loved it, like a big wheel!
2006-08-13 22:01:46 · 25 answers · asked by Rox 4 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Tumble dryer is great. For a challenge, try a cement mixer.
2006-08-13 22:09:23 · answer #1 · answered by Chief BaggageSmasher 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I just had a go at doing that myself. Unfortunately the holes on the drum are too big and as the drum spun round the hamster couldn't walk so I put it on full speed to get it to free itself. Big mistake! All that happened was its legs got ripped off. Now I'm having to put some wet towels into the dryer so I can rinse out all the blood. Stupid hamster can't walk now so I shall have to boil it up and make jam from it. Has anyone had a taste of 'amsterjam"?
2006-08-13 22:12:12 · answer #2 · answered by FontOfNoKnowledge 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well Foxy Roxie Hart,i don't think Billie can help you with this one. As long as the tumble dryer is not switched on and old Hammy the Hamster is happy, the good old RSPCA won't come hunting you. At least you are not shooting fred this time. Ask Amos
2006-08-13 22:14:21 · answer #3 · answered by thecharleslloyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've not stirred a hamster yet. I find they don't have enough flavor. Now rats have a unique tang that make any tequila worth their glass!
Recipe for Stirred Rat Surprise:
Take one rat, lightly doused with icing sugar. Place in lettuce spinner with favorite fruit of your liking and stirr until rat squeaks get very loud. Remove rat and fruit and place in glass filled 3/4 of the way with Ice wine. Top with whipped cream and ice cream, sprinkle with chocolate and icing sugar. Serve slightly chilled.
You'll find that rats have an almost furry orange soda smell afterward. They're charming drinks for even the most rodent fearing lady. Make sure you wash the rat thoroughly for a later drink. Remember the most important rules for this drink: Reuse and recycle! Use a fresh rat when possible!
2006-08-13 22:56:13 · answer #4 · answered by white_ravens_white_crows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now is that an appropriate example to set for young hamsters, I do hope the Hamster Disciplinary Society will be taking reasonable action.
2006-08-13 22:08:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very Carefully
2006-08-13 22:18:07 · answer #6 · answered by thornrez1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy $hit women
you are like the most psychotic person i've ever heard of
while your at it stick that hamster in the microwave and see what happens
(better than 4th of july!!!)
then put a frog in a blender
add some ice
serve in a tall glass to children
hey what they dont know wont hurt them
2006-08-13 22:11:00 · answer #7 · answered by die 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Take one large glass;
Half fill it with grenadine, add some tequila and orange juice...
then add to hamsters.
Stir profusely (do not shake), drink leisurely..
One Hamster Sunrise, just like James Bond drinks
2006-08-13 22:09:25 · answer #8 · answered by Ichi 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
use a motorized wheel but start it slowly and then increase it slowing and that will stir the hamster
2006-08-13 22:10:39 · answer #9 · answered by pj 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wooden spoons are amongs the best as they don't tend to interfere with the quality of the fur like a metal one does
2006-08-13 22:07:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋