are there a bunch of English royalty that are kept secret because of there hideous inbred deformities?

Question

heard they live in the basement of buckingham palace but that seems abit far fetch. but there was imbreeding with the royals

Answer 1

No! But there are legends; there is reputedly a secret room at Glamis Castle in Scotland, where the Queen Mother was born, which (among other stories) was said to house a horribly deformed heir:
http://www.mysteriousbritain.co.uk/hauntings/glamis.html

There was also an unpleasant scandal some years ago that some elderly relatives of the Queen were being kept in care because, I think, of their senility. I don't remember the details, but these relatives were forgotten by the family.

There has been plenty of inbreeding of european royals throughout history. I recommend a salacious and scandalous - and very funny - book: "Royal Babylon" by Karl Shaw:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0767907558/103-2290151-0631812?v=glance&n=283155

Answer 2

Prince Cthuthlulu and the Princess Nylaroltep have really never been seen since their birth. Fact is, the film from those cameras was siezed. Funny thing, the guards who siezed the film said that the film had already disintegrated. Go figure.

The batrachian features of the royals have become more noticable of late. This would not be quite so alarming except for Prince Edward's insistence upon reinstituting the Order of Dagon. You may remember an unfortunate series of underwater explosions that put an end to that Order and its members off the reef near Arkham, Massachussettes Colony. Well, they are the Royals and may institute whichever awards they wish. Gave Elton John one and I expect that explains a bit.

One does wonder if Anglicanism can long remain the state religion in a country whose rulers seem to bow down more and more to The Flying Spaghetti Monster or at least something looking quite a bit like Him.

All I have to say is Iiiiiiiiiiaaa Yog-sogguth! Yog-sogguth is the Gate!

And don't forget to visit historic Liverpool.

Answer 3

Did you ever hear of paparazzi? Did you ever hear of spell check?
Can you seriously suggest that in this day an age, anyone could keep a secret of that magnitude? Come on, let's get real here.
In fact, although many of the royal houses are inter-related, there hasn't been incestuous inbreeding. And that's a pretty big difference! How the products of inter-breeding turn out depends largely on the genetic stock. There is a possibility that two defective genes will reinforce each other and produce a defective child. There is the same possibility that two superior genes will reinforce each other and produce a superior child. You've been listening to too many late night shows....

Answer 4

It's possable, they are still imbreeding!
It is no bizarre coincidence, therefore,
that 35 of the 43 presidents from Washington to Bush descend from the Germanborn
Charlemagne; nor is it coincidence that Adolf Hitler and the Nazis were also
obsessed with the guy. Hitler's home at Berchtesgaden in Bavaria looked out at the
Untersberg Mountains where it was believed the spirit of Charlemagne was
residing until he rose to make Germany great again. The Nazis were a creation of
the Illuminati and were especially influenced by a strand in the network known as
the Bavarian Illuminati, officially created in 1776. This organisation also controlled
prime players behind the formation of the United States. Presidents are not ejected
by ballot; they are selected by blood - reptilian blood. On another level this is better
described as selected by resonance - reptilian resonance. It actually goes even further
than this, as I will explain later.
The Bush family is descended from Vlad Dracul, or Vlad the Impaler, the 15th
century ruler of a country called Wallachia, not far from the Black Sea in what is
now Romania (Figure 15 overleaf). This region was once called Transylvania, home of
the vampire legends, and Vlad Dracul was the inspiration for Bram Stoker's
Dracula. Vlad the Impaler slaughtered tens of thousands of people and impaled
many of them on stakes. He would sit down to eat amid this forest of dead bodies,
dipping his bread in their blood, and he usually had a horse attached to each of the
victims' legs as a sharpened stake was gradually forced into their bodies. The end of
the stake was oiled and care was taken that the stake not be too sharp because he
didn't want the victim dying too quickly from shock. Infants were often impaled on
the stake forced through their mothers' chests

Answer 5

Yes Derek, Unfortunately it is true. but due to incredible fore-thought and planning by the MI5 and the London borough of Hackney, they were all spirited away. Where they were successfully relocated to Washington D.C. And there, with very little training and the inducement of a few bananas every day became the cabinet and the leaders of America that, that nation can be proud of today!

Answer 6

i dont know derek that does sound pretty far fetched. i do think they get up to some rather weird stuff but that is probably not true. if it was then charles would prob be down there in the basement cos those ears have to be considered a deformity!

Answer 7

You're a little off the mark there but there was a royal relative who was confined to a mental hospital and it was kept very quiet until the press uncovered it.

Answer 8

And the real queen of England has been abducted by an alien species. The person we know of as the queen is actually a lizard like alien that disguises itself as human.

Answer 9

They probrably wouldn't, because if the press found out they would nevere get rid of the shame.

Answer 10

Like those hidious ears on Prince Charles? He should be sent away to an island somewhere.