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2006-08-13 21:17:30 · 14 answers · asked by thunder 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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"You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

2006-08-13 21:20:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Here are the British top 10!


Peter Kay's line in Phoenix Nights - "Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it" - has been named the greatest one-liner in TV comedy history.

Uttered by wheelchair-bound nightclub owner Brian Potter, it beat other memorable favourites from the likes of Only Fools and Horses, Blackadder and Fawlty Towers.

The Mrs Merton Show, where the acid-tongued pensioner played by Caroline Aherne asks Debbie McGee: "So, what first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?", takes second place.


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Next is The Office, where Ricky Gervais' creation David Brent launches another desperate attempt to boost his credentials as a cool boss. He tells his employees: "If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn't say Einstein, Newton... I'd go Milligan, Cleese, Everett, Sessions...".
Fourth in the poll, commissioned by UKTV Gold, is Father Ted, where actor Dermot Morgan utters the line: "I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests... more drink?"

The survey put Rowan Atkinson's Edmund Blackadder in fifth place, with the vitriolic butler uttering: "He's mad! He's mad. He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition."

In sixth place is Only Fools And Horses, where street cleaner Trigger (Roger Lloyd-Pack) speculates on the name of Del Boy's new baby and continues a lifelong habit of thinking that Rodney's name is Dave. "If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney after Dave," he says.

Absolutely Fabulous, and PR woman Patsy's (Joanna Lumley) typically catty remark: "One more facelift on this one and she'll have a beard" is seventh. Fawlty Towers takes eighth place, with John Cleese's hotel proprietor Basil Fawlty responding to two guests speaking to him in German by saying: "Oh, German. I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you."

I'm Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan) is ninth with his message relayed to his downtrodden secretary over his hands-free kit while he aimlessly drives around Norwich: "I'm going nowhere, Lynn. Quite literally, I'm on the ring road."

The Vicar of Dibley takes the last spot in the top 10, with Geraldine Granger (Dawn French) making her village debut as new priest, by announcing: "You were expecting a bloke with a beard, a bible and bad breath. You've got a babe with a bob cut and a magnificent bosom."

2006-08-13 21:21:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I prefer clarity over agreement.
Dennis Prager.

His reasoning is that you can't have a relevant discussion of the issues if you can't be clear about your beliefs, whether its politics or religion or social concerns, until you understand one another, there is no debate, only argument.

2006-08-13 21:23:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Shut Your Mouth and Open Your Mind.

2006-08-13 21:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by salientsamurai 3 · 0 0

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible."
-Lawrence of Arabia

2006-08-13 21:22:09 · answer #5 · answered by Jkmerc 3 · 0 0

Burning the candle at both ends is a good one.

2006-08-13 21:21:38 · answer #6 · answered by Pinkflower 5 · 0 0

People like you are why people like me take medication................LOL


I seen this on a tee shirt...loved it ever since

2006-08-13 21:35:53 · answer #7 · answered by blueyedangel71 3 · 0 0

every popular people were once a ordinary person!

2006-08-13 21:21:10 · answer #8 · answered by nabila 2 · 0 0

Its better to burn out than to fade away!!

2006-08-13 21:20:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

made it ma, top of the world!

2006-08-13 21:21:39 · answer #10 · answered by freddie a 2 · 0 0

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