2006-08-13 21:07:10 · 19 answers · asked by DL 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It sounds like....
mmmmmmmmmmm (Bear straining)
plopplopplopplopplop (bear pooing)
grrrrrrr (when some other animal goes near it : bears are very territorial when it comes to toilets!)
Hope this helps..good luck with your coursework on this subject
2006-08-13 22:05:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The ones who were close enough to actually hear him crap, didn't live to tell, so it is a best kept secret between all bears
2006-08-14 04:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by Avatar13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY, thats like the saying, "if a tree falls down in the woods, does it make sound". Where did you get your version?
2006-08-14 04:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by girlie [♥] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 sounds - the bear grunting and the shitt hitting the ground -
2006-08-14 04:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by Big Buddy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Stephen Colbert.
2006-08-14 04:18:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it might, but i never heard a bear make a noise craping in the woods...maybe if he has gas...but i wouldnt want to be around to hear that.
2006-08-14 04:35:07 · answer #6 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude your an ideot if a bear craps the bear will hear himself taking a big poopie.
2006-08-14 04:10:18 · answer #7 · answered by die 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only if the bear has been eating jalapenos.
2006-08-14 04:15:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if the bear is Catholic.
2006-08-14 04:21:26 · answer #9 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
Edit1: No
Edit2: Yes
Edit3. NO
2006-08-14 04:10:49 · answer #10 · answered by Frank 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋