For me it's
R Kelly - "We got food everywhere As if the party was catered "
followed closely by
Jamiroquai - "It's a wonder man can eat at all, When things are big that should be small"
Bryan Adams - "Even food don't taste that good"
Alanis Morissette's ironic misunderstanding of the word Ironic
2006-08-13 21:04:36 · 38 answers · asked by dumberthangeorgebush 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Duran Duran's 'Is there Something I Should Know'
"You're about as easy as a nuclear war"
I cringe every time....
2006-08-13 22:12:31 · answer #1 · answered by Afx_acid 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is an early 80's song called "Overkill" by Men At Work. The lyrics are nothing but words jumbled together just to fill lines to a tune. Look it up! The song has no direction and makes no sense. Decent tune though.
2006-08-13 23:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by chrisjustus123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Desree's "Life" will take some beating. "I don't want to see a ghost that's the sight that i fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news" just dreadful.
Also "You walked in to the party like you were walking onto a yacht. You strategically planned every footstep, your scarf it was apricot" from you're so vain rarely gets the recognition it deserves as a truly awful lyric
2006-08-13 21:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Hyde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with the misunderstanding by alanis! i've always found that hilarious but more recently a band my b/f is into called groinchurn i think they sang a song along the lines of with a face like that you wont get any love or something lol! not that you can really hear what they are saying!!
2006-08-13 21:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 of many for me is James Blunt's your Beautiful. How can u sing about a girl u see on the subway once who was with another man going your beautiful - she might be but to sing praise in a song on a one off occasion takes the biscuit for me. Gosh, that's tragic. Oh well, KLF asking what Time is Love just jumps into my head too. Any ideas??? I'll ask that question soon so hands off it!! (lol)
2006-08-13 22:01:49 · answer #5 · answered by John "007"!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye
Baby I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin
BUT, the thing that makes this lyric soooooo bad is he pronounces Oven as Ovin to make it rhyme with lovin!
2006-08-13 21:13:08 · answer #6 · answered by Hmmmmm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
I never understood why someone would want to.
In addition it sounds like do you have a dime to listen to me whine? But I am sure that is not right.
At any rate Basket Case is a great song, I just think the lyrics are weak. I think that lyrics have improved greatly. Their music is still great too.
2006-08-13 21:24:35 · answer #7 · answered by Athena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Henry VIII I AmHerman's Hermits(Murray/Weston)- written in 1911- popularized in England by Harry Champion
I'm Henry the eighth I amHenry the eighth I am, I amI got married to the widow next doorShe's been married seven times beforeAnd every one was an Henry (Henry)She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)I'm her eighth old man, I'm HenryHenry the eighth I amSecond verse same as the firstI'm Henry the eighth I amHenry the eighth I am, I amI got married to the widow next doorShe's been married seven times beforeAnd every one was an Henry (Henry)She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)I'm her eighth old man, I'm HenryHenry the eighth I am------ lead guitar ------I'm Henry the eighth I amHenry the eighth I am, I amI got married to the widow next doorShe's been married seven times beforeAnd every one was an Henry (Henry)She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)I'm her eighth old man, I'm HenryHenry the eighth I amH-E-N-R-YHenry (Henry)Henry (Henry)Henry the eighth I am, I amHenry the eighth I amYeah!
2006-08-13 21:13:19 · answer #8 · answered by G-Bear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have 4 songs by artists that get annoying when i here them
Mike Jones - "Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me"
Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
D4L - Laffy Taffy
Daddy Yankee - Rompe
and i like this last one but it's still a very pointless song with pointless lyrics "below"
System Of A Down - Vicinity of Obscenity
"Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!"
it's a good song but its stupid!! the lyrics don't mean anything
2006-08-13 21:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by Xpirious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Islands in the Stream - Dolly Parton & Kenny Rodgers
"Baby when I met you there was peace unknown / I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb"
What the hell does that mean? :-)
*Your Body is a Wonderland - John Mayer
"One mile to every inch of your skin like porcelain / One pair of candy lips and your bubble gum tongue."
Bubble gum tongue? Uhh. . . thanks?
*I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd
Forget that this is the worst come-on ever. . . what exactly does "making love until we drown" mean? Ick.
2006-08-13 22:04:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"MacArthur Park", particularly: "Someone left the cake out in the rain, and I don't think that I can take it cuz it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again." And most of the people who have recorded this song don't have the vocal range it requires.
2006-08-13 21:08:33 · answer #11 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋