**** it I'm runnin for pres?

Question

what ya think about my platform?
1.if your in government then work for the people don't ***** about em.
2. no lobbying for big business.(they get enough benifits it's time the little man gets a shot)
3. government officials accepting "gifts" will be shot
4. If your not for the people then your against them (heres the part where we bring back public stoning.
5. If your illegally in this country you got two options become legal do the right thing (don't mind ya here if your gonna be a good american)or get the hell out (strictly inforced)
6. If you come to this country learn the language cause we ain't gonna provide forms in anything but english and if ya can't speak it your goin bye bye.
Now for my foriegn policy
7. You scratch ourbacks we scratch yours.
8. if you start crap don't expect troops expect nukes!(countries that harbor terroist groups ya might wanna rethink that idea cause they screw up your bbq)

oh yeah forgot i'm not gonna be one of these polliticly correct presidents so don't expect me to be calling a congressman " metally blocked" your gonna here YOU ****ing idiot....

MY vp will be Mr. Ted nuggent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

What the heck. I think I can give you a vote at 2:23 am!

Good luck with the election.

lol

Answer 2

Cool ! Now, I need a bumper sticker.... I'll even re-up for the Marines if I can be on the Joint Cheifs, or maybe get a cabinet level appointment as Secretary of A** kicking.

Answer 3

You've got my vote. Wardancer for Prez. I can even campaign for you too.

Answer 4

I agree with most of your stuff. But, I believe you need to figure out the difference between "your" and "you're".

Answer 5

you have my vote as long as your secretary of defense is chuck norris.

Answer 6

you have my vote, hell i will even help you campaign