Im sitting here hiding under my sheets and I can hear the monsters in my closet...I was going to use my bra to hurl my IPOD in there like a sling and kill the little suckers....but my bras to small or either the IPODS to big....I thought of using it as a strangle weapon and jump in there with them in hand to hand combat....and hang them on my bra straps....but Im afraid of the dark to get out of my bed...My only thought is to set my IPOD on Ozzie music real loud and throw it in the closet with them like a hand grenade...perhaps smoking them out with that dry ice Ozzie uses at his concerts.....what do you think ? Any advise for me?
2006-08-13 19:23:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Put some Barry Manilow on your IPOD and throw it in the closet.
If that does not get rid of them, nothing will.
2006-08-13 19:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by Mark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're funny. But you should be prepared if you have this fear. In the daylight when you feel safe, prepare for the coming night when you become afraid. Be Prepared. You need to keep a cool head in case of a true emergency (like the monsters being real and coming out of your closet), you don't want to panic like a crazy chicken running in circles or screaming (like that helps). Just be prepared and outsmart anything that might come your way (highly unlikely as that really is). Be smarter than 'it'.
2006-08-14 02:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by Rider of Spirit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurl ur Ipod my way n i'll get rid of the monster 4 u.... ;)
2006-08-14 02:55:10 · answer #3 · answered by moonchild1808 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres nothing in your closet unless there's someone tryna break in your house. dont be afraid of the dark..why should u if its dark when you close your eyes?...just get up and be brave..turn on the light and if your really scared leave it on and go to sleep with the light on.
2006-08-14 02:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by sasha j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we could call the national guard in to kill them. or we could invite them over to have a smoke out.
2006-08-14 08:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont think of sumthing scary just think sumthing fun anf=d if that dont work listen to ur ipod to sleep
2006-08-14 02:28:13 · answer #6 · answered by Josi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What have you been smoking? Grow up and quit it with the drugs.
2006-08-14 03:22:39 · answer #7 · answered by Mandy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw your panties in there, that should scare them away.
2006-08-14 02:43:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burn ur closet with fire!
2006-08-14 03:28:10 · answer #9 · answered by Musty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋