How do I remove a mole from my belly button?

Question

I have a mole the size of an oversized olive on my belly button. How do I remove it. It looks alot different than the mole that i clipped off of my labia and that one was pretty nasty

Answer 1

Step one: mix up some possum chow and peanut butter in a bowl.

Step two: drink two quarts of Jack Daniels.

Step three: paint the possum chow and peanut butter on the mole.

Step four: before you pass out, open the trailer door and let Stinky in the house.

Step five: pass out.

Step six: when you wake up, the possum chow, peanut butter and mole will be gone. If Stinky gorged himself too much, don't worry -- you only need about eight of the twenty six feet of intestine you have.

Answer 2

lay flat on your back and put a mouse trap with cheese on your tummy. Eventually he will come out and you will catch the little mole. He hasn't dug tunnels anywhere under your skin yet has he?

Answer 3

kind of funny,

a lot is two words

i give you 3 out of 5 (im really trying for that three maybe a 2+)

Answer 4

Feed it misinformation - it probably won't get rid of it, but at least the Moles handlers will realise you're onto them.

Answer 5

Olives are great on pizza with some day-old anchovies.

Answer 6

Eat a large bowl of rat poison - should fix all your problems honey.

Answer 7

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder how too...


I wish you best of luck, cute mommy of possum and pretty wifey of argus!

Answer 8

by laser surgery..i too went for tht,it doesent pain much and your problem will be solved in minutes..Good Luck!!

Answer 9

You really are disgusting! I'm sorry, but I had to say that.

Answer 10

if you use a blowtorch, you could blow the plaque off your teeth as well.