If you buy a sword and a stone, what happens when they fight?
2006-08-13 17:32:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
Sparks fly!
2006-08-13 18:03:10 · answer #1 · answered by Tonks_Fan! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stone cruses the sword then a lightning bolt hits the stone and you get the ash and throw it in the shoe makers eye and he rips the shoes he was repairing for you then another lightning bolts hit your other pair of shoe that you're wearing and then you realize you're bare-foot the the king sees you and says you broke the kingdom's laws of needing to have shoe's on so you get banished out of the kingdom and have to live with all the hobos in the kingdom of banishment or with your cousin Mel who has a sinuous problem and leaves dirty tissues everywhere in some far away land with no name in a cramped apartment with all the tissues and his 12 cats all named Phil
2006-08-15 20:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by I ♥ Fall Out Boy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A band of brigands and knights show up to watch the fight only to see a young boy break it up.
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The sword gets sharper by the stroke while the stone gets smoother with every slash.
2006-08-14 00:39:05 · answer #3 · answered by playing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I guess the sword gets sharper since to sharpen a sword or knife you would use a stone.
2006-08-14 00:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by Goddess Kitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well .. Rock, paper, scissors .... The stone will always beat the sword.
2006-08-14 00:35:26 · answer #5 · answered by Hope The Best - Expect The Worst 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the sword would just get sharper?
2006-08-14 01:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by cute_filipina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the stone might swallow the sword....hehe
2006-08-14 00:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by almond flakes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are you posting riddles here in this category?
2006-08-14 01:28:21 · answer #8 · answered by #1 Girl -She's Bittersweet- 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your village loses its protection and you are banished!
2006-08-14 00:50:25 · answer #9 · answered by Mz2006K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is this question in the newborn and baby section?????
2006-08-14 00:41:38 · answer #10 · answered by Mom of One in Wisconsin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋