I can see him building a ship on land and democrats saying he was a fool, even though he was warning them of the flood. After it started to rain he locked up the doors and a short time later the democrats showed up banging on the door saying it wasn't right not to let them in. Maybe they were the reason God flooded the earth he was tired of hearing their whining also.
2006-08-13 17:20:14 · 14 answers · asked by Sean 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Interesting interpretation. Weird, but interesting.
2006-08-13 17:25:14 · answer #1 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Noah brought two of every kind of animal on the ship (And then some...) so they wouldn't die out. No way would any republican care about the environment enough to do that.
He also brought along Shem, Ham, and Japheth, the supposed ancestors, respectively, of all Europeans, Africans, and Asians. I don't know too many Republicans that would follow affirmative action that closely...
Then again, Shem, Ham, and Japheth were his sons, and Republicans never look out for anyone but their own children... and a Democrat would have realized they weren't all his kids if one turned out white, one was black, and one was yellow...
Tough call, but I'm guessing he's Bipartisan.
2006-08-14 00:39:47 · answer #2 · answered by ye_river_xiv 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Noah was a bleeding heart liberal.
Any self respecting Republican would have left half of those critters on soon-to-be-not-so dry land.
2006-08-14 00:33:09 · answer #3 · answered by gonefornow 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
maybe,
he was, after all not only did he let democrats die but his own party in order to benift the very few......
and from there since it was like only 5 people the inbreeding began.......
inbreeding of the republican party..
and it hasn't stopped since......
Ha SUCKA!-
2006-08-14 00:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by nefariousx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, you have the story all wrong. I suggest you read the Bible, it's much more interesting, accurate and mature than your take on things.
2006-08-14 00:29:03 · answer #5 · answered by MadforMAC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well he was 900 years old, so that would make him a republican, except he was poor, which would make him a Dem, except he was a god-nut, which would make him a Republican...
2006-08-14 00:26:07 · answer #6 · answered by Captain_Ahab_ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ya shore he wadn' one of them thar Whig critters?
2006-08-14 00:40:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Demoralcraps.....If you listen, on a clear night you can hear them whining !
2006-08-14 00:24:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nah he was a conservative though. Id guess he was a conservative libertarian.
2006-08-14 00:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by Lupin IV 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes no mention he brought any minorities on the boat with him
2006-08-14 00:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by A REAL American 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋