besides wiring her mouth shut or strapping her to the bumper of my car and making her run
2006-08-13 16:11:06 · 17 answers · asked by TahoeBigCock 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
The real question here, is how can we record your IP Address and try to convince your wife to leave your sorry as.s?
2006-08-13 16:53:28 · answer #1 · answered by lost_carolina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. This is why women hate men. What the hell do you look like, because I'm sure you don't meet her physical expectations. If you just married her for the way she looks then both of you are better off without each other. Here's a tip maybe you should have the babies instead of her, so she won't gain weight.
2006-08-13 23:17:41 · answer #2 · answered by UT Longhorn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first off you should have married her because you love her not because of her appearance. No matter what you do about how she looks now it will eventually fade as will your looks what ever they are today in 10,20,50 years it will not be the same! Marry someone you can talk to because physical bodies change ALL OF THEM. Would you expect her to remain with you if you gained a few pounds?
2006-08-13 23:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by mitika130 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love her. Shower her with great gifts....jewelry, trips to hawaii and the caribbean, shopping sprees, etc. Treat her like a beloved queen every minute of every day. Me the perfect husband. Never cuss or criticize. Be a perfect lover...always being sure she climaxes first (and second) before you do.
If you are perfect, then perhaps she will be too.
2006-08-13 23:32:52 · answer #4 · answered by Brent 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a dandy! I bet your wife has some real self esteem dings with a jerk like you! Why don't you worry about your fat between your ears and let the little lady take care of herself, your apparently not enough for her to want to do it for you!
2006-08-13 23:30:10 · answer #5 · answered by want2flybye 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BOTH OF YOU STOP EATING SO MUCH
BOTH OF YOU START WALKING 35 minutes a day every day.
Stop drinking beer, its full of nothing but carbs that go to the bellie and butt.
stop drinking liquor it is nothing but sugar and it is stored as fat if it is not burned off.
NOW what you YOU going to do to NOT get fat.
2006-08-13 23:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by kickinupfunf 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask her to totally avoid salt in what ever she eats and drinks . Ask her to avoid totally milk and milk products . Butter milk can be taken. Strictily follow this for 1 month and see the results.
2006-08-13 23:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by ssmindia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Handcuff her to one of those motorized treadmills or one of those mechanical bulls. That would be good for a few pounds. You might take off a couple too from laughing.
2006-08-13 23:27:56 · answer #8 · answered by Rick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not going to love her if she gets fat? You may be the reason she is turning to food for affection. Stop being so selffish and see what is wrong with her.
2006-08-13 23:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by jennifer c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Praise her for her (past) pretty slimmer looks.OR turn ur head on and often towards slimmer females (purposely) to attract her(ur wifes) attention towards u.LOL,when she is with u!
2006-08-13 23:31:54 · answer #10 · answered by aquarian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋