Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says,?
(Can you tell me what the second one said?)
I'll tell you when I pick the winner. Most clever answer wins OR the one who knows the true answer to the joke.
2006-08-13 15:19:20 · 14 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
She looks in the mirror and says, "You dumb ***, it's me!"
I love that one.
2006-08-13 15:24:39 · answer #1 · answered by sarah_lynn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course she looks familiar It's me.
A blonde calls the fire department "Come quick!! My house is on fire!!!"
The dispatcher asks "How do we get there ma'am?"
The blonde says "Don't you have that big red truck?"
2006-08-13 22:26:19 · answer #2 · answered by damndirtyape212 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again go to entertainment and post under jokes.
2006-08-14 00:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the girl who lives in my bathroom mirror!
2006-08-13 22:32:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course they look familiar... it's me.
2006-08-13 22:25:06 · answer #5 · answered by WenckeBrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, never seen her in my life.
2006-08-13 22:27:10 · answer #6 · answered by Cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I think I know her too!
2006-08-13 22:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by naddel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Gosh, she does look familiar! "
2006-08-13 22:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by steve e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah, that's me you fool!
2006-08-14 08:17:28 · answer #9 · answered by Char 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i dont know but she's ugly!"
2006-08-13 22:26:38 · answer #10 · answered by formtdewpoints55 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋