peeing like a man?

Question

how do i pee like a man/standing. how do i position myself. how do i practice. is there anything i could insert into me to help.

Answer 1

drink alot then when u have to go real bad stand up and let er rip careful not to p i s s on your feet cause then u would be p i s s y footing and we dont want that after a try or two u can learn to aim as well as most men. Have u noticed the yellow stains around urinals? If u cant get the aim down go to Home Depot and get a 6 inch piece of pipe 3/8 of an inch up to 1 inch depending on your hole size u can go longer but dont reccomend any shorter pipe. They call this a nipple in lay terms. No its not to get laid with pay attention. It should be threaded on both ends get some pipe dope. No not dope for your pipe. Or they now have tape u can use. Put it on the threads and screw it in now go P P again if aiming is still difficult there are various T's and elbows u can use to adjust . Good pissssing my manly woman friend . P S better shave that monkey dont want to get hair in the threads OUCH

Answer 2

While I understand that, from a woman's perspective, being able to "write" your name in the snow seems just too darn appealing, let's take a step back from this question for just a minute.

So you want to pee like a man. Why? Do you have an unusual love of urinals? Are your hemorrhoids so over-inflated that you are now unable to even sit on a toilet seat? Or are you afraid that if you sit on a toilet seat, you'll fall in and drown?

Here's the shortest answer in the world: Ew. Just... ew. No, there is nothing you can "insert" into yourself to make you pee like a man. Not unless you want to risk tearing or one killer urinary tract infection. Your best bet is to learn how to "squat," which is probably a talent you'll only use when camping. If you never go camping, then suck it up and sit on the seat. The rest of us do it, and we're still alive. I bet you'll live, too.

Answer 3

this is going to sound strange,but hey you asked the strange question.If a man and woman was to pee against a wall and both had their hands behind their back and were both at a slight angle,a woman would pee higher on the wall.

Answer 4

You need help (mentally) and don't forget to raise the toilet seat, good girl...

Answer 5

your crazy, and when your done put the toilet seat back down.

Answer 6

this may help.

http://www.whizzy4you.com/

Answer 7

whoa.