absolutely nothing and wanted to come in spend the night at your house?....(it could happen)
2006-08-13 14:17:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I would call my wife and tell her that there is a homeless woman at the door who needs a set of clothes and a place to stay.
2006-08-13 14:25:37 · answer #1 · answered by Cabana C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get Her a robe. Then see if any of my clothes fit her, then give her a ride to wal mart. But why would she show up at my place? She's be scared to even be on my town 1/2 naked.
2006-08-13 14:31:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call 911 and say a crazy naked woman is at my front door and needs help. Then I'd tell her the Salvation Army is up the street and they have a clothes pantry.
2006-08-13 14:22:51 · answer #3 · answered by jdnmsedsacrasac1 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did she bring a fattie? Opps, sorry that was anutta silly question, huh?!! Oh well...Gee, I guess I'd ask my bride & really really really hope she'd say "I'm too tired, I don't care, I've been up all day & I didn't get any
sleep last nite & wot was the quest...zzzzz"
;)
2006-08-13 14:27:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my wife usually gets the door, because I'm playing on Yahoo. Hopefully she'd invite her in, but after Dennis Rodman...it probably wouldn't be a good idea.
2006-08-13 14:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by Ken J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd offer her an old blanket that I would never use again and invite her to come in and be all nice to her and stuff...or I could just ask her to leave.
2006-08-13 14:28:22 · answer #6 · answered by Strives to be Something 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that HAPPENED to me, just last night! !!!
She was being chased by Papa Smurf, who was wearing her leather bustierre and thong panties and singing the old Captain N' Tenille tune, "Do it to me one more time". Or was it "Muskrat Love". I'm not sure...but...
I ushered her in quickly and made her pose for a nude oil painting that is now hanging in my den.
2006-08-13 14:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by lorgurus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give her a large towel to cover up.
Would give her Hubby a razor.
I hate hair under the lip. YUCK
2006-08-13 14:25:16 · answer #8 · answered by elliebear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The husband said to take advantage of the available skin........given of course that she is a willing partaker.
2006-08-13 14:23:28 · answer #9 · answered by pq4u72 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to get her in quickly as the man next door is a randy so and so. Then I'd have to face the wife.........
2006-08-13 14:22:09 · answer #10 · answered by Thinker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋